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My witch friend is currently answering questions for the spirits

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My witch friend is currently answering questions for the spirits with bay leaves. She can only answer yes/no questions. Ask anything that's a yes/no and I will report the answer
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>>19494647
Do I have cancer?
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>>19494656
No.
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>>19494647
Will I find love soon?
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>>19494647
will i ever find my soul mate?
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>>19494647
Will I be in a better position next month than today?
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>>19494647
I'm going to die tomorrow?
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will i ever fall in love again?
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>>19494672
Yes
>>19494676
no
>>19494681
Yes
>>19494683
No
>>19494689
Yes
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Will I get back together with the girl I love?

Also, will I ever kill someone?
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Will I one day rule the world?
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>>19494647
Will I ever break my habits that undermine my success?
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>>19494748
first question, yes, second question, also yes
>>19494749
she says "Fuck off Stewie Griffin" Also no.
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>>19494734
will i ever be happily married?
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>>19494763
well fuck, both of those are as concerning as the other
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>>19494760
No
>>19494764
No. She tried really hard to coax a yes but sadly the aanswer was no.
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Did my soul originate in the Pleiades?
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Will the Jets win a Superbowl in my lifetime?
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>>19494777
what do you mean "coax a yes"? isn't that counter productive here?
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>>19494779
No.
>>19494780
No
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>>19494777
regardless of her or yours opinion on suicide. should i kill myself?
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>>19494647
Am I spiritually strong? Also, will my friend be safe from hurricane harvey?
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Will I ever be in a happy relationship with my crush?
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>>19494788
Am I actually involved in a relationship with a succubus?
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>>19494784
She's a sweet person.
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>>19494647
do i have a high amount of reptilian dna in me?
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>>19494777
Aw man. Well deep down I knew it anyway.
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>>19494793
No get storm insurance senpai
>>19494794
No
>>19494797
Yes
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>>19494800
Yes, David Icke
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will i ever commit an act of bestiality?
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>>19494826
The leaf lit up like a Christmas tree so yes. You sick fuck
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>>19494789
bump.
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Do i have the beginning stages of schizophrenia?
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Ask the spirits if they know about what I did with my sister?
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Will I find love again? Will I find it before the year's end?
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Does this shit existence ever get notably better?
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>>19494789
The answer was yes.
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>>19494647
will i ever get laid again?
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>>19494841
Yes.
>>19494845
That leaf lit up brighter than a Christmas tree 911 pls halp
>>19494850
Yes to 1. Yes to 2
>>19494853
No
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Ask if my best friend's sister has a crush on me
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>>19494855
Yes. Lit up like a Christmas tree. Good for you, buddy.
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>>19494845
we all do
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>>19494845
i hope this isn't implying you did something horrible to her
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>>19494868
Yes. Go ham.
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will i be successful in my pursuit?
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>>19494647
will Molly A. M. and i ever be together?
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what spirits is she connecting with?
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Is Luc in hell?
>>19494647
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>>19494890
No.
>>19494892
No
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Should I bother living out the rest of my life?
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>>19494647

Am I connected to something bigger that I cannot comprehend or can comprehend?
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>>19494896
Her pantheon of gods. She invoked Odin earlier today. She's actually got a wide array of gods in her pantheon.
>>19494898
No
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>>19494907
Yes.
>>19494911
No
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Is my husband faithful
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>>19494647
do I know the truth?
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Did my soul originate on earth?
or, asking more for further reference, did I originate in the: The Abyss? The angelic realm?
Or simply another planet that is not earth?
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Does the coworker I want to fuck feel the same way about me?
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Will she meet me at the place?
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>>19494899
fuck. so i won't be happily married to my dream girl and ill never marry my soulmate but at least ill get laid and am part reptilian.
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>>19494923
Yes
>>19494925
no to 1 Yes, you originated in the abyss
>>19494928
no
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>>19494647
is islam cancer?
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>>19494850
>>19494866
With the monarch? With the clown?

Another question, not for the spirits, but for you, or your friend. If I want more specific answers, where do I begin?
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>>19494647
ww3 happening this year?
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>>19494647
will i ever succeed this life?
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>>19494943
No
>>19494952
No
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>>19494939
sorry, just to clarify, "yes you originated in the abyss" was actually meant to be linked to my post>>19494926 and not the one you did link to? also, tell the spirits I said thank you for answering my many questions! thanks to you and your friend as well.
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Will I ever meet a romantic soulmate who I'll spend the rest of my life with?
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Am I ever going to be friends or more with my ex
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>>19494647
will i ever have my freedom
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>>19494958
Yes
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Am I mentally ill?
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>>19494647
will my life change for the better in the future ?
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Will "R" meet me at the store I told her about?
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>>19494961
Yes sorry wrong one.
>>19494962
Definite yes
>>19494965
No
>>19494968
Yes
>>19494978
Yes.
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>>19494981
Yes
>>19494986
Yes
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>>19494647
will i ever have a qtpie gf?
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was i good person in my past life?
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will "A" come back to me?
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>>19494647
can you uncircumcise yourself with magic?
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>>19495003
Yes
>>19495005
Yes
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are u larping ?
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>>19494647
will i meet my soulmate soon?
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Are you trolling?
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>>19494647
will i "make it"
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Will "Z" come to see me after i move closer
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>>19495015
No
>>19495017
No
>>19495011
No
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Did my older brother try and kill himself?
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>>19494647
will i have a qtpie indian gf?
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will i have boyfriend soon?
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>>19494647
will i live a full life
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do i know what my purpose in life is?

and is it what i think it is?
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will i ever get rich?
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>>19495022
It's fun either way lmao.
>>19495024
No
>>19495023
Yes
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>>19494647


Am I related to Horus or anyone related to him?
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are i'm on the right path in life?
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Will he ever like me again
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is my hair brown colored?
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>>19494647
do i have magic potential?
is it enough to unfuck my current life?
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>>19495043
>It's fun either way lmao.
you freaking trolling
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Are my eyes brown
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do i have something to do with hermes
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will I get married in the next 5 yrs?
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Do i have a succubus?
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>>19494647
Will I live past 30?

Will I get a job before October?
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Will magic help me achieve my current goal?
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>>19495030
Yes
>>19495034
Yes
>>19495035
No
>>19495038
Yes to 1 Yes to 2
>>19495041
No
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>>19494949
look within.
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>>19494647
>>19494647
can i use magic for the ultimate paranatty gains?
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B-But I don't have an older brother
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https://hangouts.google.com/u/2/call/j4jpjtbi4ja7djommpezkb6hxeu
She wants to meet /x/. God help her soul.
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>>19495105
>https://hangouts.google.com/u/2/call/j4jpjtbi4ja7djommpezkb6hxeu

you ended it

pussy
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>>19495058

of course he is!
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>>19495148
? what was meant by this?
not memeing
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>>19495046
Yes
>>19495052
Yes.
>>19495054
Yes
>>19495055
Yes
>>19495058
1:no 2:No
>>19495061
No
>>19495062
No
>>19495067
No
>>19495069
Yes
>>19495072
1:yes 2:Neet life until at least October
>>19495078
Maybe
>>19495091
No. I am sorry, you must get swole through natural means.
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>>19495116
No we didn't lmao wtf are you talking about.
I'll relink.
Shouldn't have to since someone from the thread is in here now.
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is my hair blonde?
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>>19495179
https://hangouts.google.com/u/2/call/j4jpjtbi4ja7djommpezkb6hxeu
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Will he love me ever again?
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>>19495196
Yes
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>>19495166
>>19495166
you missed me

>>19495032
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Will my illness kill me this year? Next year?

Will the thing I started today pay off at least as much as I would need it to?
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Will I kill my ex in a by accident?
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>>19495211
Sorry but yes.
>>19495218
No to 1 Yes to 2 No since you're dead next year anyway.
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>>19494647
Will I be in the romantic relationship of my desires soon?
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>>19495234
it's cool thanks for the thread btw
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will i survive my cancer?
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Will I ever be in an incestuous relationship?
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>>19495228
No
>>19495238
Yes.
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Is this year looking good compares to last year?
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will i ever find love?
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>>19494647
is your witchs name becky or rebecca
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>>19495256
beckrea
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>>19494647
my academics lookin good this year mate?
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>>19495257
last name rose or crittenden?
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>>19495268
critroseden
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>>19495260
That's a yep
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>>19495251
Yes
>>19495252
Yes
>>19495256
No
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>>19494647
Got any of those Quantum ""Computers"" hooked up to the internet yet?
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>>19494647
will i ever do a wmif amateur pron vid?
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Will the white race die out? Will we fall to modernity and become mongrelized servants of the international financiers?
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>>19495278
Yes
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Will keeping reading about magic benefit me a lot?
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Will my current career take off?
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>>19495287
Did you mean WMAF?
>>19495289
No to 1. No. RWDS WHEN
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did i happen to meet Abbadon in this life?
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>>19495311
white male indian female
india and pakistan both have REALLY high search rates for "big white cock" and "western male" i intend to use my 7.5in and meaty scots and i want to know if i use it to make sheckles in the future
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>>19495320
"scots pike
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am i currently dating my soulmate?

is my sun sign an aries?
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New link btw
https://hangouts.google.com/call/ilimgvp6fvfnti5tppbh3y3plyu
>>19495304
Yes
>>19495306
Yes
>>19495318
No
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Will "she" help me achieve my current need?
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Am I on the right path?
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>>19495311
>No to 1. No. RWDS WHEN
I can't wait to use ancient aryan magic to cast the jews from the vaterland. Peace, brother.
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>>19495320
No
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Will i finally have abs in 4 weeks? If not in 4 weeks, then eventually?
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Will my life change to better?
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>>19495311
will i make the cut for the scots-anglo officer class in the new anglo-american united commonwealth?
>>19495320
ayy mate i would be down to do some vids
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Will the major problems in my life be fixed by my birthday?

Will I find love within the year?

Have I ever encountered extraterrestrial intelligence? Am I an extraterrestial?
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Will i look more fit in a year or so?
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>>19494647

will i find love soon?
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>>19495340
Yes.
>>19495342
Yes
>>19495349
No
>>19495353
Yes to 1. No. Yes. No.
>>19495356
No
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>>19494949
She wants you to come into the hangout.
https://hangouts.google.com/call/ilimgvp6fvfnti5tppbh3y3plyu
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>>19495376
Sorry you forgot my question
«will "she" help me achieve my current goal?»
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>>19495387
No
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>>19494647
Will I achieve a breakthrough in career soon? If not any job?
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>>19494647
will i ever find a job?
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>>19495396
No to 1. Yes to 2
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>>19495400
Yes.
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>>19494647
Will I marry Dan?
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>>19495420
No
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Should I quit my job? Should I go to university? Thanks in advance
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Should I commit suicide next week?
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Is french language?
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>>19494647
>>19494647
will i be a rich man later in life?
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Will my recent efforts directly improve my life? Or will patience be more effective?
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>>19495425
No to 1 Yes to 2
>>19495426
No
>>19495434
Yes
>>19495437
Yes.
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>>19495439
Yes
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>>19495365
>>19495454
think you missed my post senpai
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Is my moms father showing signs of alzheimers?
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>>19495463
Sorry. Yes.
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>>19495468
>>19495468
thank you
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>>19494647
Will I die this year?
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>>19495467
Yes.
>>19495486
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>>19495492
No
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>>19494647
Is there a divine voice trying to get my attention?
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>>19495492
Thats all folks. Time to pack up /thread etc :-) My moms father passed away in february. Better luck next time wich fren
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>>19495500
Was he tho?
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>>19495500
Also you're on a board that believes in tulpas lmao.
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Welp, I guess I should just pack up all my witch shit and throw it in the trash because I got one or two divinations wrong as a new witch. >-> Yeah, you aren't a dick or anything.

No, but, really...I'm going to keep trying and learning and hopefully one day I wont get any wrong after answering over 100 questions. That's a good goal, me thinks.
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>>19495544
It's not about quantity or effort. The goal should be to be able to ever be right, even once. The trouble is knowing how/why you're right, not sating the egos of anyone trying to see if you're legit, including yourself. Relax a little and let it work as you're ready for it to work.
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I've been right more than once. This was my first time venturing into a semipublic place with it. I know why I get them right, I know how. I just don't like shenanigans like that when I'm trying my best to keep the magic going. I'm going to get some wrong, I will fail. I don't like it rubbed in my face when I'm giving 100%. I don't think anyone does.
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DO i have a powerful resolve/spirit
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>>19494647
Will I die of an overdose?

Will I live life like I plan now?

Will I find someone soon?
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>>19494647

will my stubborn be of use?
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>>19495576
>when I'm giving 100%
That's the deal with public places. Nobody knows how serious you are and it would be awkward to introduce yourself to ever single prospective client. You have to let it go, or else the unkind people will kill the magic. You have to believe in all the people that were ready to believe in you.
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>>19495586
Yes
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>>19495593
1:yes
2:yes
3:no
>>19495596
Yes.
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>>19494647
Will I find a girlfriend by the end of this year?

Will I live to a decent age?
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>>19495602
Sorry m8 my friend is kinda a newfag here. Not used to it, nowhatimean?
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>>19494647
qt gf by end of the year?
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>>19494647
will i ever stop being a slave to my brain?
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Are interdimensional beings trying to contact me
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>>19495602
I highly doubt anyone will ever be a long term client for me. As hard as I work to learn I have extreme social anxiety, I'm just a shut in that reads tarot cards and burns things all day. I don't take it too amazingly serious, but I guess my dander is just up right now because I'm out of my comfort zone.
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>>19494647

Am I doing the right thing for me leaving my friend M?
Also, will I find my way back to the path I was on late last year?
ty
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>>19495621
It's not just here, it's the nature of public spaces. A lot of practitioners fall short when they try to go public and I always want to help if I can.
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>>19494666
>>19494777
>>19494888
Ok guys, OP here, I was at a doughnut place earlier and flashed a bunch of Masonic/Satanic/Illuminati symbols at a security cam, and I have NEVER get fucking trips, nonetheless these trips. I rarely get dubs. Is this a sign?
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>>19494647

Will my major investment work out in my favor?
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>>19495646
brah digits are a fickle bitch
will accept your digits energy tho
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>>19494647
am i even close?
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>>19495640
1: Yes
2:no
>>19495664
Yes
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>>19494647

Should I move back to my old city?
Will I finally get to leave my employer in the next year or so?
Thanks
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>>19495699
>>19495664

thanks anon, I'll keep on keeping on.
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>>19495725
1:Yes
2:
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>>19495725
2 is a yes too
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>>19494647

Do I have potential with magick / the occult?
Will McGregor win the big fight this coming weekend?
Will reiki help heal my trauma?
Thanks anon.
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OP here. Her internet cut out I think. I'll wait and see if she comes back on. If not, it was fun. Hope you guys got your answers in, and if you didn't, I will make another thread doing the same.
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>>19494647
do i have potential in occult/ paranormal shit?
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>>19494647

Should I continue doubting?

Is the thing I fear the most true?
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>>19495761
Also here's a hangout link in case you guys wanna join.
https://hangouts.google.com/call/ilimgvp6fvfnti5tppbh3y3plyu
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>>19494647
Is communism a viable economic system?
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are you going to use the bay leaves in food?
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Will i ever be able to recover from rampant alcohol abuse
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>>19494647
if i dated her would she have had my child?
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Can I get my most previous job back?
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>>19497822
(And by previous I mean the only full time job that I enjoyed, not including the temp jobs)
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>>19494647
I can't believe it. Nobody has asked the standard 4chan question yet.

ARE TRAPS GAY?
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>>19494647
Will the banking system stay together for another 6 months?
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>>19494647
should i move to seattle?
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