okay /b/, I'm already calling that I'm gonna be called

none at all
bump

>>19488453
record the noise or take pictures.

>reccomendayions?
Stop being a roleplaying faggot.

>>19488453
This is /x/ dumb shit. For fucks sake please take your role playing faggotry to /b/

>>19488490
the thread was redirected from /b/

Record the fucking footsteps faggot, ffs.

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try recording the footsteps
some entities show up on electronics, some don't. counts for audio and video recording.

>>19488453
>some werd thing
>two or three legs
clearly a nigga entity like motumbo

>I'm currently lovked in my bathroom
bad idea

u'll be raped anon

How the fuck did you already forget you got a new cat? You fucking retard

sure whatever

Start a livestream then go find the creature like the ass grown man you are

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Monsters dont exists anon. Be brave. It must be a raccoon or something like that.

>werd
>lookrd
>lovked
>reccomendayions

This plus all of your other grammatical errors makes me wish this poultrygeist fucking murders you

Go full retard an get out of the bathroom while screaming and waving your arms around like an autist.

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>two legs
>blends with the darkness of the basement
>audible footsteps
Ah, yes, the elusive Tyrone. Fairly dangerous if threatened, but its more dangerous when you find it with its pack.
The Tyrone is a creature with a mission. Its a mischievous entity that steals household goods, it appears to know what the most valuable objects are, somehow. Be careful if you have a flat TV or a console, you may find that a Tyrone has entered your house someday!
There are many ways to banish it, but many of them depend on the amount of melanine on your skin.
If you are a black gentleman, you can try the ancient voodoo incantation "Fuck outta my house nigga. Da fuck you doing robbing a brotha? Fuck outta here before I beat yo ass". Pay close attention to the intonation of the "Da".
If you are a white man, you can try with "Stay where you are, im calling the police". Please dont forget that, while the Name of the Police strikes fear in the heart of the Tyrone, it doesnt automatically banish it, and it will try to fulfill its earthly mission before escaping your home.
As an anecdote, the sacred colors blue and red are effective in banishing a Tyrone, even a whole pack. Simply light blue and red lights intermittently from outside their field of view and call "POLICE" as loud as you can.
If you are a black man, you should go with "OH shit nigga the cops" instead.

I hope you find yourself free of the demons that plague you, OP, so you can stop roleplaying like a gigantic fucking faggot.

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>>19488759
>monsters don't exist
they do though
they're really creepy. they wear business suits and say things like "we're just doing our job."

>>19489012
This.
However there is an uncommon, barely known incantation which only works if you have a gun and no clothes.
The ancient Kekistani incantation is as follows:
"WANNA FUCK?"
Also before using this try to jump out at it with a raging boner.

>>19488547
That is a beautiful picture.

>>19488453
Is that your bra?

>>19489012
I love you.