Brace yourselves, /pol/, for a discovery that points to the grim future of our world.
According to one of the many as-of-yet unfulfilled prophecies of the greatest Highland seer, the Brahan Seer, Kenneth Mackenzie of the 17th century, a great war will rage — one that pushes up to the very northern edge of Europe, to the Isle of Lewis and Harris in Scotland.
It's there, in the northern half of the island, that "the retreating host will suddenly halt," before "an onslaught, led by a left-handed Macleod, called Donald, son of Donald, son of Donald, will then be made upon the pursuers."
Like all of you know, Trump is half-Scottish. His mother's name? Mary Anne MacLeod. She is left-handed.
Donald Trump's son, Donald Trump, Jr., has a son named Donald Trump III — read: Donald, son of Donald, son of Donald. He's now 8 years old.
Kenneth Mackenzie had the Highland gift of second sight. All of his predictions have come true, including the Highland clearances, "when sheep shall become so numerous that the bleating of the one shall be heard by the other from Conchra in Lochalsh to Bun-da-Loch in Kintail." He went on to predict a time when sheep would disappear, and "the ancient proprietors of the soil shall give place to strange merchant proprietors."
In the decades that come, brothers, when wars wage — remember this, and stand by the banner of Donald Trump III.
http://www.sacred-texts.com/neu/celt/pbs/pbs05.htm
>>19476983
well but is trump left handed?
>>19477104
Only Donald the 3rd need be left-handed for the prophecy to be true
>>19477582
and if he's not we're gonna be laughing at ya
>>19477602
Laugh instead at the Prophet
You may as well laugh at the Sun and Moon for being so unbecoming with their eclipse events.
If he is, will you prostrate yourself before the unknown?
Listen. Scotland wants nothing to do with your fuckery. Keep your weird smol handed president in your neck of the woods; he's your problem.
>>19477605
>prostate yourself before the gods.
?wat? ?_?
>>19477616
Merely challenging a skeptics inner convictions.
If he is willing to condemn upon failure it would interest to know if he is willing to accept upon success in his self designated test.
>>19477619
Nope, thanks.
>>19477626
Hypocrisy it is then.
Can you truly hope to grow when your choices always lead to where you started?
>>19477628
Yeah desu I'm good tnx
>>19477636
A machine needs cogs. All the better if they are willing.
You fucking fag, there's not just brothers here
>>19476983
Trump's last name isn't even his real last name. Its Drumpf.
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