They will make their appearance in the darkness over Salem. Avoid

who are they, the "aliens"?

Well x I'm in Salem. If the happening happens, the internet survives and I'm alive afterwards ill be sure to send in a greentext of any unusual events.

>>19471650

The beings role-playing the Abrahamic religions in order to influence the civilization they are the progenitors of. There is nothing divine or magical about them. They believe it is time to wrap up their experiment.

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>>19471648
bam

WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN!!!!

>>19471662
fellow salemanon here, I'll be keeping an eye out even though I'll just end up disappointed.

Some of you are alright. Don't go outside today

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g-guys...you see a face in my pumpkin too,r-right?

Anyone know a good way to be able to look at the eclipse without the glasses?
>couldnt find a place that sold them in time

>>19471852
do you have shade 14 welder's glasses by any chance? otherwise you're out of luck of actually looking at it

>>19471852
Welding hood

>>19471852
you'll burn your eyes or become blind in a few years if you stare directly at it. google for "observing the sun with a telescope". you view it on a monitor or whatever but no place will be safe to watch without those glasses. sunglasses don't work.

>>19471720
An eclipse. Did you just wake up?

>>19471852
Hold your phone up at a distance where the sun is blocked out completely from your vision, and view it through the screen of your phone's camera. This is a digital image so it can't hurt u

>>19471869
I'm referring to the hoards OP speaks of.

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>>19471672

>>19471865
I've looked at the sun before when I was young and although my vision isnt the best at 30 I can see just fine with minimal strength glasses.

>>19471915
Yes, of course. The large groups of eclipse tourists will watch a wonderful eclipse. Then it will go bright again. Nothing will happen. Some larping faggots will tell stories of happenings, but none will provide any proof, because 'muh phone didn't photo'. Tomorrow, it's all about the next apocalypse date to come.

>>19472011
can't wait to be disappointed at yet another false apocalypse but at least I get a dank eclipse viewing out of it

>>19471648
>implying that a town's name matters at all and it's literally just a name
>implying anything at all will happen

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>mfw demoncucks actually think they can do shit to humanity
It was over before it even started.

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>>19471648
Which one?

>>19472011
Dubs confirm it.

>>19472011
Gets me out of bed every morning.

>>19472068
Seriously. And yet, there are people that have been up for days on Meth, and probably think Jesus is coming down out of the clouds with fruit rollups.

>>19472011
It's already set up for the 23rd. Can't wait for something NOT happening again.

>>19472089
What if something does happen?

>>19472139
Then I'll beat the shit out of it for ruining my post-apocalyptic event surviving fap frenzy.

>>19472153
G..ggg good luck.

>>19472225
As if I need it.

>>19471907
This is what I'm going to do.

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>>19471672

>>19471907
wouldn't that be damaging to the camera lense though?

>>19472291
Just buy another one you fucking poorfag.

>>19472291
Maybe the sensor but not the lens.

Oregon is currently getting blacked.

>>19472407
I'm in Salem and have a great view from my parents' balcony, pretty fun hearing everyone out of their houses and seeing all the neighbors up on their roofs.

>>19471648
CHEC THIS OUT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvGES2usMT4

>>19472449
Nice.

I live outside the States so I'll be missing on the fun. Tell us if any alien or demon pays you a visit.

>>19471969
you're a fucking moron. go blind.

Anyone watching the NASA stream?

It's cooler temps in TX already. Small difference.

where them demons at

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Prepare your dicks to fight the demons with rape people! Don't let humanity down!

>>19472470
yeah I'll have my eyes peeled, no demons are raping me today

>>19472062
currently in Ky salem will post unusual things

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>>19472511
hav u chek'd ur buthoel lol

i swear if my neighbors start clapping when the totality hits i'm launching myself directly into the sun.

>>19472563
or the moon i guess

>>19472544
Thank you very much anon. Hope you don't get assraped by demons/aliens/illuminati.

>>19471907
>This is a digital image so it can't hurt u
wow this is what people ACTUALLY believes?, hahha, seriously people needs to know a little science. but go ahead get blind all you want

Using a 10 shade welding hood with a 5 shade filter on top.
>comfy

>>19471648
I work in a cemetary as an undertaker. I suppose I'm the first line of defense if some zombie apocalypse starts. I'll see you in Valhalla brothers. I'll have a cup of mead waiting for my fellow /x/philes.

FOUR MINUTES UNTIL THIS SHITSHOW STARTS!

>>19471662
>>19471722
You will surely be disappointed, whatever is coming is designed to hide.

>>19472697
YEAH YEAH YEAH

>>19472697
I do feel weird right now.

>eclipse reaches totality over salem
>stream switches to rednecks talking about fucking aliens

Fucking hell they could show this whenever

>>19472697
I heard an explosion right at the midst of totality but I doubt it was anything desu, someone probably just got excited and fired a gun.

Totality has been achieved.

>>19472563
nvm when it hit I wanted to fuckin clap too lmao

any oregan anons with testimony?

>>19472792
They're all dead anon.

>>19472813
Good.
Oregon fucking sucks.

>>19472813
and the virgins?

>>19472821
Raptured?

>>19472792
Portland here. Nothing happened. Saw the stars at 10am though. Was cool.

>>19472846
Pipe down hippie.

>>19472011
>HURR DURR larping faggots
Stfu people are just having fun. Don't take shit on 4chan seriously.

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>>19471648
Which Salem?

>http://www.express.co.uk/news/science/844037/eclipse-solar-eclipse-earthquake-Yellowstone-volcano
YELLOWSTONE HIT WITH AN EARTHQUAKE

I REPEAT YELLOWSTONE WAS HIT BY AN EARTHQUAKE!

Madras Oregon here.

Everyone is eating each other. Holy Shit OP was not a faggot.

>>19471648
Stop raiding /pol/ you fucking spackers

Still waiting here in Vancouver, also had some wacky dreams where I "woke up" in my dream and the time was around 10am, the sky was dark and there was this weird sounding lightning striking the same place every few seconds, and then the very next dream (because I woke up and wanted to dream something else fucked up) and the sky was phasing in and out of being normal to red. And then these weird looking creatures started coming out of the ground and starting killing everyone.

But, it was probably just a couple of weird dreams, I mean don't take my word for anything because the Ninja turtles were also there but whatever

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>>19472895
From SoCal

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>>19472886
>/pol/ asking others to stop raiding
You can't make this shit up. Alien invasion when?

>>19471648

216 checking in. 33% through and nary.

Salembro reporting back in. Just a bunch of happy people. Nothing unusual from what I can tell no it is, demon rapes, or lizard people dropping their masks where we were. At worst the quality of light right before and after totality seemed different. Before was duskier after a little more clear but that could just be the position of the sun and dilation of my eyes. Or is that what a shill would say?

>>19471648
Ahhhhhhhh it hurts ahhhhhh

>>19472921
Neat

Nothing's happening here in Illinois literally just a cloudy day

>>19472944
Oh hey look, I live in Idaho and just watched a 99% of the sun get covered. Got pretty chilly, but nothing else happened.

As expected of /x/

>>19472941
Which Salem?

>>19472944
RIP Anon's eyeballs. May they rest in alien heaven

>>19472975
f

>>19472624
pitiful bait/10

>>19472975
Can I use X-ray film to see it?

Oh how I love /x/ holidays~

>>19472953
Colorado here, it's very painful, can't you feel it?

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Salem here, rural outskirts 100 acres of friends land. Nothing happened, after totality light seemed wierd like a spotlight/tv lighting. Normal after five mins

>>19473020
me too, these threads are comfy even though i know nothing will happen

>>19473033
salem too. I get what you mean about the spotlight, I was immediately struck by the impression of being on a huge stage.

>>19473050
>>19473033
What Salem?

>>19473057
Oregon

>>19473064
The big one is supposed to be in Kentucky.

Albany here. Except for a few assholes who chose that minute to shoot off fireworks, it was pretty fucking cool.

>>19473033
What is that reddish circle at the bottom of the picture, anon?

>>19473086
that'd probably the source of the explosions I heard as well

>>19472817
oregon is the best you silly cunt

>>19473088
I think lens flair? Makes a cool looking ven diagram, with a red splotch of fuck my lense on top. Glad my phone is ok

>>19471648
Eclipse already happening on the west coast and nothing. OP BTFO.

MISSOURI IS GETTING BLACKED!

MISSOURI IS GETTING BLACKED!

AFTER THIS IT'S KENTUCKY!

>>19473086
I'm also in Albany! Hiya fellow /x/Phile. Anything interesting I should visit while I'm here?

>>19472952

ugh that sucks. i wa sos worried about the clouds coming in right in time, but luckily it is MOSTLY clear where I am. kept checking radar all afternoon

>>19472879
>Madras

Don't know why I kek'd

>>19473118
No ayyliums eating peoples souls? I guess ▲▲▲ was wrong/disinfo.LARP then.

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>>19473144
as usual
nothing is real
it's all just a
big fat
joke

>>19472991
no. too risky

just buy welding goggles and return them later

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All I'm hoping for right now is for this to be the beginning of WW3.

My black asshole is on fire

>>19473028
Colorado springs, not shit going on stop the rp

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>>19471648
oh look its nothing.

kind of comfy watching a bunch of humans scream/cheer at the sun and moon

>>19473240
Agreed. Wish more things like this happened to bring people together

Totality just finished in St. Louis. Everyone in my neighborhood was cheering, the bugs started chirping, it was surreal

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>>19471648
Greetings from Buffalo NY

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>>19471648
Texas here. I didn't think we'd be affected as much since we don't see the full eclipse. I stared at it during totality and still can't see.

>mfw i can't see my face

>>19472877
>A magnitude 3.2 quake is still considered relatively minor, however, with anything over magnitude six classed as a major earthquake.

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>>19473489
Texas anon here also. It was disappointing. The only difference was that it was slightly dimmer and less hot than usual.

Also, you shouldn't have stared at the son, anon.

TN fag here. Pretty awesome experience.

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>>19471648
>>19471650
>>19471662
>>19471686
>>19471720
>>19472054
>>19472519
>>19472665
>>19472872
>>19472877
>>19472879
>>19472895

I can't wait to laugh at you larping faggots. If I knew you people Irl id ridicule you until you were in a tombstone and even then Id engrave the annoying Larper below your name. Half of the day is gone and nothing has happen tick tock larpers your time is coming

>>19473577
day of the rope is coming for you, faggot

>>19473413
Will I go blind from looking at this?

now we just wait til 2024 that's the real bringer of doom

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>>19473593
Ooohhh so scared of a kid who makes up stories in some Ugandan image board made for chinese cartoons. You people are worse than the kid who cried wolf hahahhahahahh

>>19471686
Why do crazy Christians always use the papyrus font for their schizophrenic ravings?

>>19473631
we got a president in the house

>>19473593
Ahahaha you dumb cunt.

>>19473642
>>19473631
nice samefag ;;))

>>19473206
Oh shit I'm in colo springs too

>>19473569
Huntsville fag. Screw you TN fag, I was highly disappointed. Where the demons at?

>>19472792
I was in the path of totality next to Salem, it really fucking scares you man. It was a very surreal moment. FUCKING CRAZY

Brooklynfag here. Didn't see shit, which was extremely strange.

>>19473752
Larping moron kys

>>19473752
I wouldn't call it scary but it is surreal as fuck, especially since I was in my front yard. The lighting looks so weird afterwards, almost artificial. I started to feel some Truman Show paranoia lol.

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>>19473658

trip6get fail

I don't even try to get them. Hell, I'm not even a satanist but they come here and there and I dont even think about it.

Nothing happened.
You stupid niggers.

>>19473967

Don'r be angry. Things are happening all the time.

>>19472624

maybe you do

>>19471969
I know old people that welded and constantly had burnt eyes.... a little milk and they were fine

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>mug glasses

pussy babys

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>>19471648
>Eclipse in Europe
Just another day.

>Eclipse in schizophrenic Murica
THE END IS NEAR!

Keep in mind even smelly lunatics on the street have access to internet.

>>19473144
he was a cicroach faggot

>>19472458
>2 hours of uneducated niggers watching the eclipse
>GUYS OMFG WATCH THIS
Fuck off faggot

>>19473967
And eclipse happened.

Proof of a designed creation.

Today has proven that every happening that is talked about on this board always turns out to be larps. I will not believe anymore of this shit unless i see it with my own eyes or it is on a reliable news outlet.
Today should have been happening central. It turned out to be a huge disappointment and waste of time.
This shows that there is no end of the world, there is no rapture coming, there is no antichrist, there is no WW3 or EMP strikes.
ITS ALL NOTHING.

>>19476216
Interesting how carefully crafted threads resulted in so many of /x/ turning to nihilistic thoughts.

Almost like they were designed that way. I'm sorry you got your hopes up for whatever reason, Anon--I did, too. Perhaps we can create the changes we wish to see rather than waiting for an alien race, a rapture, or an apocalypse to do it for us.

>>19473666

we salemites should come together to defeat the evil of this occultic town. satan is always chillin here, but im not sayin hes the enemy

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>>19471648

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/1728165/world-predicted-to-end-in-2017-thanks-to-a-total-solar-eclipse-hitting-america-and-the-uk/

>>19476356
No one knows the hour...

yet we do know the signs.

>>19471648

> Nothing happened
> Again

/x/ btfo

>>19476470
ayyy

i mean left

>>19476470
Is he talking about the alien head or the cloud that looks like an eye on the right?

>>19476518
There is a lot going on in this. A galaxy, an alien head, an eye on the cloud in the lower right, and what looks like a planet rising from behind the sun. There is a definite message here.

>>19471648
fucking larpers, this is why /x/ has gone to shit

>>19476631
You people who piss and moan about "larpers" are worse then the people making these threads. They are posting theories about paranormal activity, instead of pretending that Lovecraft is anything more than fiction and that every time a floorboard settles in your house a wayward spirit needs guidance.

>>19476697
It's just like some people and wrestling. OMG THE WWE IS FAKEEEEE

No shit retards ffs this board has been larping since day one and you stupid fucking faggots need to stop pointing out the most obvious fucking shit

nothing happened and the jesuit catholic psedo christian crap mass murder i the ultimate crime against humans people..its time to fucing burn the bible and steal all the gold from the vatican and the pope to pay for the trickery from the past AND JESUS IS THE FUCKING SUN AND THE FUCKING SUN IS HOT AS FUCK fucking jesus trying to killme of dehydration

Iowa anon here.

Went to work at 1pm right when we would have seen about 90% coverage.
Didn't see shit. Was raining. Eclipses are gay.

>>19471686
There's at least one Salem in every one of these states.

>alabama
>arkansas
>connecticut
>florida
>georgia
>illinois
>indiana
>iowa
>kentucky
>michigan
>massachusetts
>missouri
>nebraska
>new hampshire
>new jersey
>new mexico
>new york
>north carolina
>ohio
>oklahoma
>oregon
>south carolina
>south dakota
>tennessee
>texas
>utah
>virginia
>west virginia
>wisconsin

Pls go and stay go.

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>>19476244

I didn't carefully craft this thread, I threw it together to fuck with /x/. I do it every time there's a happening. It's funny to me.

>>19478103
fuck u

>>19476470
what is a lens flare?

>>19477999
checked