Hey /x/. I just found $25 inside a tree I was felling in the

Go buy a 20 bag, get high, and summon demons.

>>19467527
Why do you think it was there? It was stuck in an opening or something, right?

>>19467551
The tree was a bit rotted, and as I was stripping the bark off a chunk came off the side. It was shoved in there tied together with a rubber band.

>>19467575
Is there any reason why someone would be walking in the woods behind your house?

>>19467539
You can summon demons for 5 USD? Wow, the hell dollar exchange rate mush be phenomenal.

>>19467591
We have crackheads around I think, If not that then it's probably skinwalkers who learned how to loot from Fallout or something.

>>19467527

Seems you've got a case of Tree Jews mate

>>19467527
Was it slightly damp and gross?
Was there sap on the bills?
Why /x/?

>>19467539
Tolerance. Need some moon rocks. For full manifestation.

>>19467604
Fuck. If I were you I'd be tearing the bark off every tree in a 3 mile radius.

>>19467527
Is/was the money damp or wet or kinda dry?

How old was the tree?

>>19467668
Slightly damp, but overall dry.
We had rains a while ago.

>>19467733
I'm not exactly sure, but it was pretty fucking old.

>>19467630
Only a bit damp
No sap, it wasn't an evergreen or pine or anything like that.
It's the only board I thought to post it on.

>>19467622
I wouldn't fucking doubt it for a second.

>>19467604
You stole some homeless guy's stash. It probably took him all day to beg for that money. You should do the right thing and turn it into the police just in case though.