>be me
>31 years old
>Spent almost a year in jail
>woman I love, who promised to be with me forever is now in London
>Drink myself into a stupid nightly
>Tonight, wake up. Poltergeist is on home menu
>Someone is getting ice from the fridge via the dispenser
>I am the only one here
>I carry on as if nothing happened
>I am in the backyard scared shitless.
>the ice maker has less ice.
Literally just happened. It wasn't a lucid dream. Whatever it was wanted me to know it was getting ice. It paused and restarted to get my reaction.
Tim Curry would make a fine twink boi :3
>>19465385
Ice ghosts are scary. Just make sure to always have ice on hand else they might attack
>>19465385
Just a yuki-onna stalking you. Next time make her eat a bowl of ice cubes.
I'm scared off of my ass...
Any news lad?
out of all the fucking things...ice?
>>19465385
By the pussy
>>19465385
It proves the adage that people in hell want ice water.
>>19465385
LONDON
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>>19465385
> ice dispensing mechanism on fridge malfunctions
>op is scared
> can't be because he's a lonely criminal neck beard faggot
> must be ghosts
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