HOW TO SELL YOUR SOUL My friend wants to sell his soul

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>>19461298
>my friend want to...

>>19461298
Nobody wants it.

>>19461313
SAP holy cock I miss those days. The beginning of the end....

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Again, you cant sell something that doesn't belong to you.

>>19461298
You can't sell a "soul" because it doesn't exist.
It's a concept people created to name the source of their consciousness before it was found out that it's the product of our brains.
Selling your soul is a story-telling device that basically means giving up your true self, your morality, in order to gain something - for example, becoming a hitman.
On /x/, magical thinking leads some people to take pure literary fiction and legends as facts.
Cue all the summoning threads, people attempting to contact a demon in order to gain riches, of course, with no effect at all.

>>19461298
Make sure stairway to heaven is playing in the background

>>19461298
Just put it on the market bro. It's like selling a piece of dog shit, most people aren't gonna want it, but someone will.

>>19461298
If you do not know, you shouldn't know. That's rule number one. Noone will give any hints and tips.

>>19461705
That doesnt make any sense...everyone finds out somehow...so someone is going to say how

You have to go thru a serious traumatic event to even be considered for bargaining at the time. Like a nervous breakdown. Then you just ask for what you want. Strange humming will occur that you will not be able to pinpoint. Voila, done deal. Good luck getting it back. Only the spiritually strong can.

a few decades of happiness or eternal suffering

hmmm what a difficult decision

>>19463152
I should of picked the formula 1 racecar

>>19463109
It's just him trying to be cryptic because he doesn't fucking know either but wants to act superior.
Just like most of /x/.

>>19461298
why? and to who? do you want help from a demon?

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>>19461298

Goetia, make a pact with whatever entity will have you/deals with shit you want. Try Focalor first though, he's a bro.

>>19461434
This

>>19463152
Implying a demon would actually honor any deal made

>>19463160
Pretty much the conclusion i came to......

>>19461313
friend doesnt like 4chan (cause animu neckbeards) so i thought I'd ask for him...

Go into finance. It's actually a requirement.

Without your soul, you would die, dummy.

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>>19463169
Idk...didnt ask my friend
>lets call him worm for now...childhood nickname

Though he seems to not care too much on how, im pretty sure he just wants to sell his soul and become rich and famous from what he's told me

>>19463193
And how does one make a pact?

>worm (and i for that matter) has no leads on who to talk to, what to do, where to go, or how to do even set up anything

Pretty much starting from scratch

>>19464043
First, you need to find a demon summoning sigil. Find a demon who will suit your demands and draw their sigil on a piece of paper. You really don't have to draw shit on the floor, that's just some Hollywood bullshit. Light some black candles and some incense would be nice too. Stare at the sigil until you can see it in your mind and chant the demon's name. Once you see the sigil in your mind, state your request to the demon. Skip the prayer bullshit. You may or may not hear the demon's voice respond. Or, you may have a dream that night and meet the demon in your dreams. Make an offering to the demon, his soul, in exchange for your request.

>>19464019
fuck outta here

Summon Zepar for love. Clauneck for money. Tell me what he wants to sell his soul for.

>>19464092
Im not stepping near that. Im just here to show worm cause he doesnt browse this site.

Ill send him your instructions and see what happens.

>>19464019
>implying selling your soul is getting it taken from your shell

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>We're only 16 pledged souls away from unlocking the [Gate to Hell] stretch goal. Be quick about it. The delivery date for [World War 3] is Monday, August 21.

>>19464171
Waiting on worms reply

>>19461298
We all already did, that's why we are in this hell.

>>19464577
>>19464171
He said he wants tons of money

>>19461298
Don't do it anon
Its you only sacred shard of infinity,nothing is more valuable than the soul

>>19464332
Bruh, I was just scrolling through /x/, minding my own business, and you had to make me spit out my coffee here with these fucking bants.

>>19461313
lel

>>19461298
Craigslist nigga

>>19461298
you can't "sell your soul" - however you can have your astral-energy contained, which is stupid as it makes you a prisoner.. even then, it is not "selling your soul" because you can be set free at any point, if you know how.

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>>19461434
>>19463233

>>19464019

Selling your soul doesn't mean you hand it out, faggy.

>>19464092
I'll sell my soul for the bastard to show his ugly face to the world in real life

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>>19464332
Sell your soul now and we'll send you this gorgeous "Surfing Satan" t-shirt AND this "I don't give a damned soul" mug. get two others to pledge and you'll also receive a bottle of "devil's jizz" hot sauce

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i'll give you tree fiddy for that there soul
it looks like used goods to me

>>19461298
Try ebay, nibba.

Okay, look, its simple. If your soul, has some value, meaning that its value to the great liar is important enough, then He will make an offer to you.

You cannot just, sell it. An offer has to be made for it.

I won't tell you how I know this, but it is usually somewhat rare, due to the fact that most souls do not have to be purchased, they are simply gained because of actions the body and soul take together.

If you have not been given an offer, and it is usually rather large, then you can't sell it, or, it has already been handed over, well somewhat.

>>19461298
demons dont make deals with soundcloud rappers

>>19461298
cut your left hands middle finger and eat the pain.

>>19461298

you join the mafia/ cartels/ CIA/KGB ect

>>19461298
You can't sell your soul, play a fiddle in the woods in Georgia near an old hickory stump and you might be able to find the devil and make a bet with him.

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Make a certicate of ownership of your soul with a free Word template. Its OK if its fake as fuck because it will still work. Sell the certicate of ownership on EBay. Include OblivionIsAtHand in the description section. There is a powerfully connected dark group that buys these and they're serious. They will outbid everybody. Then they sell the certificate at a higher price later when demand for your specific type of soul is needed. Its sold on the dark net at various places. Everyone I know who has done this is already dead, so I know it works.

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>>19461298
Here you go faggot, have fun

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>>19464025
>childhood nickname... "worm"

dennis rodman confirmed for op's friend who wants to sell his soul

>>19461298
do not sell the soul.
you can not sell something that does not belong to you.
you are way more powerful than any of these beings. connect yourself with the higher force itself.

First he has to shove a giant dildo up his ass.

Second he has to scream "HE WILL NOT DIVIDE US!!!" ten times at the top of your voice in front of a webcam.

Third you have to bear crawl around the block with the giant dildo sticking out of your ass in broad day light so everyone can see.

After that's done take a shower and go to bed.

Repeat same process for a month straight.

>>19461701
Don't listen to him; make sure "The Reaper" by BOC is playing in the background...

You can't sell what does not belong to you.

>>19461434
This is the most comprehensive and collected thing I've ever read on /x/
Get out

>>19470303
No

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>>19461298
ah. for a friend

Just do what your picture tells you to do. Become a Freemason and your soul is gone.

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>>19461434

>>19461298
I have a pic like this of my grandfather from the 40's. It creeps me out like this one does. Check out the Masonic hand signs going on...

>>19468899
Are you kidding? It's their target audience.

>>19463145
I died twice and didn't get shit wtf, maybe I don't remember it but I guarantee I wouldn't have wished to be revived

>>19467126
>Hey, not bad; you've shown me 10% of your trailer house.

>>19464171
Who do I summon for physical strength/appearance?

>>19461298
easiest way is to rape, kill and eat children then dedicate it to satan.
You will be gifted with riches and fame.
>>19461434
21 grams.

>>19461434
Kek, you are not updated in the subject at all. Google the encapsulating mega neuron, it is the soul, because it is there, and shouldnt exist.

>>19461298

where did your friend first learn about being able to do this?

have him listen to The Devil and Tom Walker, by Washington Irving, written in 1824, and have him read about irvings life

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6PQN2c0QKA

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>>19461298
Find Milhouse. That nigga can hook you up

>>19470075
Larp? elaborate please my nigger. i couldnt find anything anywhere

>>19461298
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL37CN51ty6zoakBEl1tP-5dAx3nrJ-8v1

>>19473713
The gym membership you lazy shit.

>>19468916
>EAT IT