How do I summon fairy /x/? I tried standing in a mushroom circle

You need a faery summoning sigil.

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did you eat the mushrooms afterwards?

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>>19459662

You have to snort a line of pixie dust, then go out in the woods and lie in a field of flowers, then close your eyes. Then you say, "Are there any fae's around?" If there are fae's around, you will find them.

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>>19459668
Where do I get one?

>>19459670
No they were fuckin poisonous.

>>19459679
Can't get the pixie dust without a pixie.

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/x/ please, I really need one.
I don't care about the consequences I'm going in fully aware of the risk.

>>19459769
WOKAY
i'm here wat you do need

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>>19459786
Just a fullproof way to summon a fairy.

Bad, bad idea.
Don't mess with the Fae

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>>19459786
I need your strongest potions

>>19459790
We're all going to die anyway.
Might as well at least try.

>>19459799
There are fates worse than Death.

>>19459789
stop being a stinky, this is why we appear to you as bugs that gross you out the most and things you wouldnnever seek see as fairies bcos you're too judge mental. and stinky

>>19459791
for what

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>>19459808
>for what

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>>19459804
It's a risk I am willing to take.

>>19459808
Provided your not actually RPing, I take good care of bugs until they bite, if they do which is super rare. Also how the fuck does a fairy post on /x/ let alone have internet and a computer?

>>19459814
years already in battle nitwit

they want me to tell you arsenic but they might mean amanita but i want to tell you less drink more think

lavender can be exchanged for goods and services

>>19459662
no such thing, only demons.

>>19459662
Go to the city park and stand by a lamp post with your fly unzipped.

>>19459818
>>19459818
>>19459818
easy to explain hard to make you understand
channeling on chan is oft mixing teepee red with LARP

ones who bight need extra care, just like thorny plants need extra hugs

>>19459826
misinterpreted

bite

>>19459826
Yo, how's ol' Oby doin?

>>19459834
he likes to be a rabbit a lot he's here

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>>19459819
enough of these games. I'm going into battle and I need your strongest potions

>>19459834
i asked if there's anything to tell and he says you're doing good and i asked if that's for me or you and he said both

so probably he is doing good because we are all doing good

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>>19459826
I sorta get it, I will also do my best to protect buggos because no one else will.

Thank you for the insight.

>>19459845
i'm being as specific as i can and you're the one playing the game

now get lost

>>19459851
Good one, yore a, good one!

With open heart and open mind, all the answers ye shall find. Goodbye!

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>>19459852
You've had your say, but I'll have mine. You're a rascal, you're a rascal with no respect for knights. No respect for anything...except your potions!

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Go in the woods off the beaten path.
Get totally naked and then jack off and rub ur jizz on something.
Then smoke some weed and ask where they are or ask them to heal you like I did

Then go home and watch your whole life fall apart

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>>19459879
2/2

I used the LBRP for angelic protection when I did this.

I made up the procedures as I went along

>>19459879
What happens if you ask one to marry you?

>>19459847
As confusing as always...
Wish I could give him a hug.
See you soon

>>19459790
but faires are nice and all sugary sweet, right?

>>19459804
I.e 'Ever wonder what its like to drown for a couple of decades?'

>>19459932
You srsly fell for le Tinkerbell meme?
Now I'd love to see you at the Nevernever... lmao

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>>19459894
3/3

I also surrounded myself with a salt circle and I also left a life-force gift that was NOT my jizz.

That night I got in a huge argument with one of my friends and then when he flexed too hard the winds blew the campfire on him.

I was torn from my family and friends in the following months as well.

Months and months later I also had dreams that a bunch of boisterous midget people were partying on my property, and I could not bring myself to kick them off. I went outside looking pissed and they were all sheepish and then I was like okay fine and they all started cheering. They reminded me of pumpkins.

Then one day I went back to the spot where I did the deed and a huge thunder lightning storm materialized out of nowhere with rolling black clouds stretching off as far as the eye could see.
Then as I stood on the spot it started pouring rain and a massive rotating wind vortex started blasting wind in my face like it some invisible dragon was there.

Once it was done I put my clothes on and said thank you and left.

Then I got out of the woods and saw lighting streaking across the sky as far as the eye could see. It was only a little overcast when I drove up there.

>>19459935
Explain pls

>>19459932
ever see that movie leprechaun? They are more like that by what I gather

>>19459944
Not him but...
>I have no mouth and I must scream is an example of a fate worse than Death

>>19459944
From what I've read fae do shit like lure people to water, so they can have fun ripping them limb from limb and then immediately clean themselves. They are beyond not nice

>>19459947
Any advice?

I don't feel particularly hunted by the fairy folk.
Only the government.
Either they know what's going on better than me and they don't like it, or they don't know and they're fucking me up just because

>>19459950
That's actually tame for their standards.
Ever heard about that anon who stayed a whole year being tortured with cruel jokes until he banged his own head with a club?

>>19459950
In Carlos Castaneda's book the Eagle's Gift it talked about them finding an artifact of an immensely powerful sorcerer that got hunted down by something even more powerful so his flesh could get eaten. Common theme in those books is they enter ether realms and get exposed to genuine danger.

>>19459963
no, can you point me in the direction of some place that has a bunch of fairy stories?

>>19459958
Don't actually look after them?
You have to be seriously insane AND lucky to meet them in a friendly way.
>>19459971
Ah, ah. No tellin'
As I've said there are fates worse than death

>>19459662
You need to kys to complete the ritual

>>19459864
My strongest potions would kill a dragon let alone a man.

be a psychedelic and know there already there

>>19459985
I was going with some Wicca stuff that said wood spirits can heal you so that's what I was aiming at. Didn't feel too ridiculous desu.

I've also felt very blissful, godlike presences out in those mountains. Some of them are freaking huge and are friendly to people and children.

I've felt other huge things kick me off their mountain but I understood why and it didn't seem to go beyond that.

>>19459679
Are there any fae I can fuck?

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>>19460115
Abassies are shamanic spirits that sedate members of the opposite sex and make love to them in their sleep.
Once a young man has been visited by an abassy he no longer approaches human women, and many remain bachelors for the rest of their lives.
It is speculated this is common in shamanic traditions around the world.


According to some shamanic traditions, a young man gets chosen by a faery goddess-like being. She has intercourse with him, but causes him to become impotent with his wife. These female spirit beings have been known to become jealous of the mortal wives, and there have been reports that they break the couple up, or even go so far as to steal and kill their children.

So yes!

>>19460115
In fact, one night I was sleeping on the blue ridge parkway o'ertop the Appalachian jungle, thinkin bout a qt3.14 in my sleep, and I was roused by a shadowy astral humanoid in the shape of a malnourished young lady standing outside my car. She opened her gaping mouth and jumped on my car to feed off the sexual undertones that I was projecting. She bounced off the glass despite being an astral form, and my astral head slipped back into my body and I woke up in the solid world, and she/it was gone.
The atmosphere was terrifyingly dark. These forms are unseen yet they can be felt.

Just take 1PLSD or whatever legal alternative your country does in the woods ffs

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>>19459791

>>19459852
Thanks for answering.

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>>19459662
>mushroom circle
Neat fungal formations, but not likely any actual fairies.

Did you try bringing them any offerings? Bread and honey? Milk and honey? Honey and whiskey? Milk and whiskey? Milk and bread? Bread and honeyed whiskey milk?

You can't just wander about and hope to bump into them. Not unless you're in a notable high-activity spot.

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you need an island and some other land
do it on the main phase

>>19459662
Take a fat shit in the woods. Chop down some trees. Put up crosses everywhere. Then you'll get your fairy.

Craigslist m4m section

>>19459938
Gnomes party gnomes you killed a cat in a forest to deal with party gnomers then you got naked in a storm did that make the gnomes leave

>>19461184
I ain't kill shit but I stopped seeing the gnomes.

Government gassed me out of my house so I never got to see if they left or not.

>>19459808
Hello ms fairy what advice could u give me to advance in my development?

>>19459670
Does it help?