Who would be interested in following a religion that is structured

Fucking 40 year old virgin Star Wars nerds who live in their mom's basement and listen to Megadeth and fucking roleplayers.

>>19459400
So no?

Jedi is a religious order you can register to now

>>19459405
Look up temple of the Jedi order

>>19459405
Yeah but that's ugly nerd virgins roleplaying, I want something separate from those losers.

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>>19459400
That was mean.

>>19459411
Don't be such a puss anon.

>>19459411
No don't pretend to be me faggot

>>19459409
Then start your own order

>>19459390
Both the jedi and sith creeds are inherently flawed so no.

>>19459421
That's what I'm saying, but I'm just curious on what peoples opinions on it will be.

The autistic

>>19459390
Everyone. That movie is a metaphor.

Qui Gon Jinn is literally Qi Gong, aka the force.

Zen Buddhism most resembles the religion of the Jedi Order.

You mean Judaism aka synagogue of satan

>>19459418
Are you mickey mouse?

>>19459957
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iyDYHpLpCys

>>19459400
nice dubs, faggot

and megadeth is great in or outside of a parent's basement

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>>19459390
I already do.
>>19459400
What the hell is Megadeth and what does it have to do with Jedi?
>>19459409
>roleplaying
Many real-world Jedi greatly limit the more supernatural aspects. I'm not sure what exactly you want from it.

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>>19459390
>jedi """"""""""order"""""""""
>structure
>consistent beliefs

>>19459659
Ding, ding, ding. It's a metaphor, folks.

A force that permeates everything, runs through us and around us? People who, because they ACKNOWLEDGE that force is not luck or fate or a hokey religion, can sense and manipulate and control that force of energy, and thus their realities?

Yep, metaphors. People aren't born out of the "Force" or in--they all begin as the same, and most are distracted enough to never consider, believe in, or acknowledge the force that gave them life, love, and lessons. Others merely remember, and thus find within themselves an individual goal to spread such life, love, and lessons.

>>19459390
Faggot larpers. There are millions of em it should prove very popular