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I'm nearly in tears writing this up. I've felt completely sick to my stomach the past few days.
About half a year ago, I decided I was sick of being a pathetic, lonely virgin. I started heavily researching into tulpas and it seemed too good to be true! The ideal female doesn't exist for me, so I'll make her. I started creating Samantha as soon as I had the process all figured out. She came out perfect, I was the happiest I've ever been when I first layed eyes on her.
She was beautiful. Angelic, glowing skin, gorgeous flowing brunette hair, petite, shorter than me (only 5'10), etc etc. You get it.
We hit it off right away, and needless to say, I'm not a virgin anymore thanks to her. She was the love of my life until recently.
I was amazed at the newfound power I had, the ability to create another person to keep me company. Shortly after creating Samantha, I created Chad. He was made to be my best friend, and he filled that purpose until just last week.
I want to puke typing this. I walked in on him and Samantha in MY bed. I don't know what I'm going to do, what can I do.
Please help.
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>>19455602
Turn Chad into a girl and fuck him in front of Samantha.
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I believe in tulpas, but what the hell did you expect? You did it to yourself. You don't need a best friend when you have a love companion.
Second, you're still a virgin, dummy. Tulpas don't count. Only real flesh counts.
Third, every time you make a tulpa your age for the sole purpose of sex, she turns on you once she sees the truth. This time make a sweet tulpa child and raise her. But don't have sex with her, or you'll be a convicted child tulpa molester.
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Someone can redpill me in that Tulpa shit?
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>>19455602
I rate this op 10/larp
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Tulpas exist entirely inside your head, you can't lose your virginity to won
Get basic facts right
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>>19455664
This is true.
Am professional tulpa designer.
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>>19455615
>This, then turn Samantha into a guy, drug her, and have her fuck Chad. Double team that shit.
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why OP
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Chad does it again.
Oh, Chad.
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I still don't get what a tulpa is. So is a tulpa literally just an imaginary friend that you make up in your mind or what? Pls explain
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>>19455968
everything you need to know.
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>>19455975
I can't tell if this is real, LARPing, or schizophrenia
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>>19456016
Why not all three?
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>>19456016
bro it ended with chad this is just a funny post
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>>19455639
Imaginary friends.
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How would you post this without them noticing? They are a figment of imagination. If anything, OP was so afraid of them cucking him it happened.
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>>19455615
This desu.
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>>19455624
" But don't have sex with her, or you'll be a convicted child tulpa molester."
Only on /x/.
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