what do i have to do to undoubtedly secure my place in the afterlife?

>>19451993
Fuck bitches, get money

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>>19451993
Become a Christian

>>19451993
Acts 16:31-32

And brought them out, and said, Sirs, what must I do to be saved And they said, Believe on the Lord Jesus Christ, and thou shalt be saved, and thy house.

If you believe on Jesus christ, that he came in the flesh, died for your sins, and was resurrected you are saved.

>>19451993
Don't be a dick. A lot of the major religions have some kind of punishment for following other religions, or for not committing fully to their doctrine, so you really can't win by putting all your dogmatic eggs in one basket. The best way to reach any kind of heaven is to follow a basic set of rules that are common to most/all of them. Namely: Don't be a dick. Be nice to your parents, try not to kill or torture anyone, help out a person in need if you see them in strife. You don't need to donate all your stuff or pray 12 times a day, just be conscious of those around you, and leave a good impression wherever you go because if you stick to one religion then some other order is going to try sending you to hell.

>>19452222
Don't ignore these quads.