I know this is from a cartoon, but does a product like this actually

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>>19447159
pour bleach on your stomach and then piss on it.

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>>19447159
Wow, your a genius.

>>19447159
Tinfoil

>>19447181
The alien is agressive

Get sheets of tin foil, mold it into a hat (preferably a fedora, these types of hats are scientifically proven to shield against anyone who gaze upon it) until it fits your head. Congratulations, you are now ready to survive the aliens, also bring lots of cheese incase the tin foil hat fails.

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Also here's what your fedora tin hat should like when finished, if you're shaping it to be a fedora that is.

>>19447159
i think this was a good attempt at humor, there was potential but the previous posters didn't see. ignore them.

>>19448887
The funny part about you mocking tinfoil hats is that the CIA released documents that said they are able to manipulate brain waves and there is a patent for exactly that on the .gov patent site.

In addition a hat made of a certain metal would definitely make is so they couldnt read your brain waves or manipulate your thoughts

Tldr KYS youre a fucking shill

>>19450367
Do you have a link to the document?

>>19450657
If he did he'd have provided it in his initial post rather than rant like an autistic trying to be right

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>>19447159

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>>19450764
This guy gets it.
Also: vicious dogs.

>>19450761
Maybe he was just responding to shitposting and didn't really feel like giving them any more time of day. It's reasonable to not waste time on them.

>>19447159
Yes but you can't buy it at a store.

>>19447181
>gif
you almost got me bitch