how to magic myself some friends inb4 tulpa brain damage this

>>19443363
ill be your friend

Thoughtforms are how intelligent hermits don't go batshit. Either go wade amongst the civilians and be 'normal', or pull up your big girl panties and do what the rest of us do.

Find a hobby that will connect you with people IRL and go the extra mile. Wear your insecurity like armour. Be honest and straightforward. Then you'll tap something OP, it's not difficult. Or if you're short on time, Craigslist.

Read about Alchemy
Transmutation is the magi key to change

>>19443377
>Transmutation
can you assist a lad in starting with alchemy
the ony thing i know about it is it's not literally turning lead to gold but is about turning shitty people (yourself) into something better (thank you the holy mountain)

>>19443374
already tried mate but after 5 years of constantly helping others through church, food banks and hiking/lifting i cannot find people in real life who have any interest in me i'm desperate for a way out of my loneliness still and the only change has been that i'm more muscular and got a few snake bits

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>>19443363
Burn paper.
Be careful.
Don't burn your house down.
There will be repercussions.

>>19443363
I'll be your friend. I'll go ahead and be your filthy breeding sow as well.

>>19443365
thank you anon
>>19443392
idk man burning myself a sigil and beating my meat to it doesn't seem like the away to find friends
>>19443397
can deposit pingus into bagina?

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>>19443400
Then don't sigil. Write what you want clearly. I know it seems silly. You can keep it. But I'd suggest burning it. Pray. Pray over the paper too. Ask for them. Either that or you can go outside and look for em'.

To be real, you dont need magic for it. Could just go outside. Be the 'creepy' guy that talks to everyone. Confirmation bias might make it in your brain too. [If you burn]

>>19443389
Create a Homunculus with sperm and a chicken egg if you're lonely then

>>19443418
will do mate
btw sick gif

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>>19443424
Thanks

>>19443363
Basically, to create flesh you must sacrifice flesh. To create a human friend you're gonna have to cut your dick off and feed it to someone without them knowing. As they finish eating, begin to chant the Ritual of Shavronne next to him while he stares at you. Sooner or later his stomach is going to rumble before exploding. Out of his chest will be the arms of your buddy, clawing his way to freedom. I recommend having some food nearby, as newly made friends are hungry and he may attempt to eat chunks out of your asshole while fingering your nipples if you dont.

Just be yourself and you'll be a wizard in no time

Tulpas are great, they're basically a psychological approach to spirit animals and you can use them to guide you through lots of other magic shit if that's what you're into.
I've had my tulpa for five years and he's the best.

I treat my spells very organically, one I did for attracting friends a few years ago was choosing certain stones and crystals, focusing certain qualities I'm looking for in people for each one, and carried them in a pouch.

More active, well, are you already interested in magic? Is this one of the boards you frequent? Can you tell us more about you, are you a student or an old man or NEET?

>>19443371
Sometimes I have imaginary conversations with people in my head. Is that a thoughtform?