you gonna sleep. you close the lights. see this on the bed corner.

>>19437960
Hide under the covers.
No point in fighting ethereal forces.

>>19437960
Ask if he want some coffee

>>19437960
open the lights

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>>19437960
i expect good results

>>19438300
>open the lights

wat

>>19438319
Why is that pic unnerving? It's something about the art style.

>>19437960
Ask him if he brought back the soul I sent him to snatch.

I've had worse things in my bed.

>>19437960
Close deviant art

Ok, for real tho, why would creepy things become visible only when light is minimal? Let's ignore the physics of this, for obvious reasons. What kind of hunter would reveal itself in front of the prey when its' seeing ability is at it lowest? Sight is primary sense for about 50% of all living things, so no creature would give a chance to react to its prey, at moment when the prey is the most vulnerable. It just doesn't make sense.

Also that smiling jaw is stupid and I want this garbage clishe to die.

Probably say something like "oh, h-hello" and try to be friendly but it will probably say something retarded and aggressive so fuck it I'll blast it with my anime dream beam I've been practicing.

Anally rape it

>>19438944
well cats can see in very low light because they have a ton of light-sensitive rods in their retina, maybe most creepy things share such an advantage

>>19438851
That's no way to talk about your sister!

>>19438996
No, I'm talking about these thing becoming visible only when lights are out

fuck it in the ass, deep throat it then cum

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>>19438300
Underrated

>>19437960
Get ta fightin.

>>19437960
He's smiling so I assume he's friendly. I'm good with dogs so I'll probably be good with this thing. Observe and learn, final answer.

>>19439071
If the things prey is human, and human can't see in low light, it reveal itself when it knows prey will have hardest time seeing it. Idfk

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>>19438300
>open the lights

>>19437960
Start masturbating

>>19438319
looks kinda cute

>>19437960
Wonder how my round bed acquired a corner.

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>>19440179
???

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>>19440199
!!!

>>19440215
lol what the fuck

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>>19440215
>this isn't a joke

>>19440223
I am tall and like to splay my limbs when I sleep. I got tired of always having my limbs hang off one side of the bed or another, so I got a round bed. It's comfy.

>>19440230
Vitruvian Neckbeard

>>19437960
"Are you okay there?"

No really that's what I'd say. Figure that if you're in that situation about the best thing you can do is assume good faith, and also I'd be scared shitless so I'd fuck up my grammar/say something a bit weird.

>>19437960
FUCKING TOASTERS

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>>19440215
Why the fuck you lying tho

>>19437960
>what do you do?
snatch the morsel

>>19440215
that's faggy as fuck though

Grab the 12 gauge that I keep by my bed and pop the nigger with a wax slug.

>>19437960
Start swinging

>>19440978
Please quote where I said that pic was my bed.

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>>19438319
is this elmos dick?

jokes on you i'm homeless

>>19442279
>filename: my round bed

>>19437960
My Cat and my chihuahua dog sleep with me, they would rape that bastard as they do with my pillow

>>19437960
"Ohh Daddyyyy..!"