Who else here works to out-skinwalker skinwalkers? >be me

>>19428817
alternatively

> be me
> hiking in the woods
> walk past camping site, piss off this guys dog
> he puts the dog in the tent
> turns around and sees me
> stares at me
> looks pissed
> try to leave quickly to get away from him
> takes most of his clothes off
> he reaches into his campfire and starts rubbing ash on his face
> starts walking at me with tard stance
> whattheactualfuck,jpg
> realize that theres something wrong with this man
> go to ask where caretaker is
> he starts screeching
> fuck this, i run away as fast as possible
> runs after me
> shout about how he wants to draw skinwalker blood
> eventually manage to lose him in the woods
> go home and cry

>>19428817

>be me
>owner brings me with him to go camping, sounds fun
>acting up because I'm happy an excited to spend time with my owner
>camp nice and cozy
>hear some strange noises
>probably nothing but I want to make sure my owner is aware because I don't want him to get hurt
>start growling
>faggot owner gets mad and locks me in the tent
>can't see shit in the tent, I was just trying to help
>owner is huffing and puffing like a child
>sounds like owner is walking away like a retarded bicycle towards the noises
>my owner starts screeching what the fuck is going on
>owner runs off screaming into the night
>so fucking pissed I spent the next couple hours sitting in the fucking tent while my owner went full retard
>pissed off he did that, took a shit in the tent to spite him

To this day I am pissed my owner put me in his faggot tent.

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>>19428817

Off topic sorry, but
That monster is often shown as a "Real" unexplained creature. But it's the monster from Xtro, which is a decent film.

good thread

>>19428817
From what I read the only way to kill a skinwalker is to learn its name, it is also unwise to mention them in public because it will attract them to you

Best thread I've seen so far

>>19430146
No you're thinking of wearing a Sombrero in a goofy fashion attracting them

do skin walkers have skin and do they walk? do they walk the skin like a dog or do they have walking shoes made out of skin?

>>19428817
>be me
>lost in woods
>Hungry and tired
>finally see tent and camper
>I'm saved
>camper strips naked and smears ash all over himself
>rubs it into his nipples and crotch
>Spasticly moves towards me like he's on meth
>screams a mighty war cry
>runs at me, his ash covered penis a throbbing erection
>Terrified I run away screaming
>First a werewolf steals my sandwich and now this

>>19430146
I didn't know Rumpelstiltskin was a skinwalker

>>19430053
>be me
>Owner brings me camping with his dog so they can sleep in me
>suddenly monster appears
>owner shits himself on me
>dog shits on me
>owner runs off after monster
>monster comes to tent
>dog barks
>monster shits on me
>owner comes back
>Decided I'm garbage now
>abandoned in woods
>hobo comes by
>hobo shits on me
>Bear shits on me
>Bird shits on me
>I shit myself
>The end

>>19429896
>>19430053
XD PUT ME IN TEH SCREENSHOT XDD!!

>>19430064
>be Mexican

>believe literally anything anyone tells you

>Be me
>A gentle walk through these farms
>The man sees me
>We both know.
>Eeve-ning
>Whoops spaghetti fell upwards
>My man looking sort of recognisable those days
>Walk around the head
>Thankfully nobody knows the secret:
>Day Day Present
>They think I am creepy but I am just and an other

>>19429896
fuck beat me to it. kek

>>19430538
hahahahahaha
wasnt expeting this one

>be tree
>some fag setting up in my forest
>locks his dog in a tent
>strips naked
>what the fuck
>some drunk fag walks out of the trees
>screetches
>naked fag screetches too
>chase each other
>can smell shit from tent
>two fags have angry orgy
>naked fag forgets
>starts huffing and puffing
>goes home
real shit

ash pov

>>19433915
>Be me
>Was a log once. Some fucker burnt me.
>Face is all fucked up.
>Butt it's cool I'm ash now. Going to make some beautiful trees.
>Dat circle of life
>Pretending I'm a volcano. Bringing death and renewed life.
>Suddenly this fucker strips naked.
>The fuck?
>Grabs a bile of me and starts schreeking.
>Rubs me all over.
>Fuck man, I ain't lotion. Wtf.
>Starts running into the woods
>using me to furiously masterbate
>Screeching.
>Worst day ever.

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>>19428817
>>19429896
>>19430053
Holy shit

>>19428817
Godd LARPing

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>>19428817
>>19429896
>>19430053
Can we please get a version where he ends up fucking the dog?? Hnnnngg that would be lovely <3

>>19428817
>>19429896
>>19430053
>>19430538
>>19433890
>>19433946
Someone Screen cap this shit

>be me
>be put in screencap
>it's about some autistic mad man
>he gets naked and rubs dirt on himself
>he did it because there was a 'monster'
>whatever

MAD BRAIN DOG POST
>PUT INSIDE HEAD OF MAN OF SKINS
>WALK WALK DO WALKING POSEUER
>ALTHOUGH ALTPOHETO ABSTRACT ALMANAC
>RUNNING NOW HELP
>GO INTO A FIRE FOR FIRES
>WE ALLL ARE FALL DOWN
>CHASE YOU
>GO INTO DOG WOOD
>YELLLING NOW ALL YELL!!!!

FUCK RESTITUTION ON UMBELICAL RESTORE

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>>19429896

>>19430505
Rumpelstiltskinwalker

>>19428817
Thanks for that laugh op

>>19433946>>19433946
fwudthanksder

>>19438100
Genuine keks

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>>19428817
>Be me
>Want to fuck with some hue-mans who are on my territory
>Spook his dog to get him scared
>See other hue-man
>Two hues with one stone
>Staring at each other
>One start running
>Other covering himself in ash
>Starts running at other hue-hue
>Screeching not different to my own, along with his primitive tongues wailings
>Been in woods for hours chasing other hue
>Eat his dog and shit paranormal poop in his tent
MFW I also plan on following it home and consuming all that he loves

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>>19429896
>>19430053
Fucking KeK

Best thread

Why do people always mistake skinwalkers with Fleshgaits and Goatmen? Reminder that skinwalkers are just Navajo that turn into animals

>>19429896
>go to ask where his caretaker is

Best thing I've seen on /x/ in a while

>>19428817
>>so fucking pissed I spent the next couple hours running around doing high pitched screeches
Lmao. You're a legend dude. Thanks for the laugh.

How is this piece of shit not 404d yet.

4chan is definitely run by juice.

>be me
>amateur artist with no money
>decide to swallow my pride and do commissions on tumblr
>get a message from a guy
>Xx_Sk1nw4lkr-Killr-420_xX
>"Hi :3 *glomps u* I really want to draw skinwalker blood but I'm not good at art >.< so can u pls draw it for me?"
>ask him what the fuck "skinwalker blood" is
>"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
>try to message him back but I'm blocked
>to this day I still have no clue what the fuck skinwalker blood is

>Be Campfire
>Recently built, full of life
>Flames burn bright, creator adding logs
>Feelsgoodman.jpg
>Creator acting up, reacting to weird noises
>It's nature, silly creator, born a two hours ago and I know that
>4 legged hound wont stop growling at noises >Creator givith, creator takith away, woofer gets put in the small structure formed by creator
>What's this, another of creators kind in the distance?
>Maybe he has delicious fuel for my flames, I need it, creator has been neglecting me
>Creator goes back to roots, strips naked
>Starts screeching like autismo electrico and walking all weird towards the other
>Uhhhdyingoverhere.png
>Starting to see the darkness, creator grab me another log, pls
>Creator making way back to me, thank god, bring fuel
>Stomps on me, collects my innards
>Fuckinghalp..
>Rubs my blood all over his face and body..
>Why creator?!
>Starts tard running where other of creators kind was
*Cough cough*
>This is it.... my last ember... slowly glowing...
>Goodbye world, born from tard creator, killed by tard creator
>Fuck that guy

Creator givith life, creator takith away.