what spells do i need to stay NEET in my parents basement

#cancer

The pussys who work minimum wage jobs are faggerinos.

You work, you die.

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>>19419647
yes, i am aware of this. how to convey to my parents in spell form?

>>19419633
kill yourself wagje

>>19419697
Become your dominant household member's best friend and do things for them around the house. Offer to clean up after them occasionally.

>>19419626
you should condition them to have no expectations of you and only feel pity and sympathy for your wretched existence. if they understand and make peace with the fact that you'll never amount to anything, they will be more likely to support your ambitionless parasitic existence.

>>19419626
the two rituals: cleansing of the dishes, removal of the garbage should be sufficient. remember to bathe regularly and keep your room in order for the spell's maximum effect