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oK so basicaly its like this. youare at a friends house for like the night or watever and then you guys are making out on the couch (yeah!) and then like.. her dad calls on the phone and says "no i she likes it more if you use the other hand… yeah" and your alllike "oh dude your dad is trying to give me advice on how to diddle you" and then she's like… "i don't have a dad.." or whatever… but what!? WHO WAS PHONE?
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>>19414878
>WHO WAS PHONE?
Verizon
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>>19414878
whoa.
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>>19414878
I'm losing my mind
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>>19414878
One night, I am in bed, beating my wife, when phone ring. I beat phone, then pick it up. I hear voice. Voice says "What you do with my daughter?!"
I turn to wife and demand to know why her father interrupt me beating her. But she say, her father is dead! Then, KGB break into house and arrest me for illegal possession of phone.
Such is life in Moscow.
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>>19414878
I AM PHONE. RANG RANG RANG
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>>19415158
LOL
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>>19415158
gotta love the cries for help on /x/
i fel u bro
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If you go to the bathroom late at night
This stinky specter might give you a fright
His name is the Poop King and he doth demand.
That you bend over squatting and shit in your hand.
Now smear it all onto your face.
Your turned on by this big disgrace.
The Poop King is pleased with the offering you make.
He now grants you a wish to come true when you wake.
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>>19415692
BIG IF TRUE!
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One night was in bed beating wife when phone ring, then pick it up. I hear voice. Voice says;
"What you do with my daughter?!"
I turn to wife and demand to know why her father interrupt me beating her.
But she say, her father is dead!
Then, KGB break into house and arrest me for illegal possession of phone.
Such is life in Moscow.
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