Weirdest sleep paralysis story? I'll start >Wake up

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>>19385128
Hah
>wakeupparalyzed
>eventualy get eyes to work during panic
>stuckfor3minsparalyzed in the dark
>Nothingcoolhappened
mfw

>>19385128
I want to believe

>>19385128

That baby wants that little dick of yours, you should push its shit in.

>>19385128

DENTAL PLAN

>>19385460
LISA NEEDS BRACES

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>Have spooky dream
>Eyes snap open
>Can't move my limbs
>Difficulty breathing
>Not again...
>Severed hand starts crawling up towards me
>Start frantically trying to blow at it like a cartoon character trying to blow out a fuse on a bomb
>It fucking worked
>Exit hand stage left
>Go back to sleep victoriously

Sleep paralysis runs in my family. There was a time when I would experience it every two weeks.

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The only time I've ever had sleep paralysis.
>Be 10
>dreaming of being in a line of people
>get to the front
>people being choked to death by a grey alien with a siren on its head
>up next
>start choking
>can't wake up
>image of a wooden popout of a firetruck pops into my head
>still can't wake up or move
>can't breathe
>mom wakes me up at the last second
Fuck that shit

>>19387678
fuck