William Shatner. I know you browse /x/. I have a few questions

>>19375723
In that episode of Star Trek where you drowned your wife, why are you so fat?

>>19375780
William, this is not me as indicated by the 'unique posters' count.

I have legitimate questions regarding your recent contact with other-wordly beings.

Shatner is a jewish agent.

>>19375723
The only time Shatner went here was for /mlp/. Sorry, senpai.

what's it like to have the word shat in your last name?

Shatner please. I need to know of Starseed.

>>19375723
hello here i am, the real willam shanter

ask me anthyting

>>19376067
What system does the centauri reign?

>>19376077
haha yeaah man

>>19376084
Explain.

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>>19376090
the explanation you require is over there

>>19376067
You dabest!

Do another kingdom of spiders movie.

>>19375723
Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not an engineer!

>>19376176
if you wish, i will call my agents

>>19376290
You are lying to me but I don't care I just want more shatner.

Sulu sexualize feces for years,, now he's jumped the shart

Shat'n'er. Bill is shitting us.

Why does Star Trek keep decomposing into poop jokes?

>>19376454
>Why does Star Trek keep decomposing into poop jokes?
It's just you.

Shatner here again. Now that nimoy is dead, i can tell you that his ears weren't the only things pointy on him.

>>19377337
Were his tits really that perky?

>>19377349
Yes, sulu loved them. Spock, sulu and I "experimented" once. Just had to make sure i wasn't gay.

Hey guys William Shatner here
Kill yourself, OP

It. Is. I. The True. Shatner. Go Fuck. Yourself.

>>19375834
No he's Canadian.

>>19377584
Only makes the evidence stronger.

>>19377398
I live in the timeline where just this once... William Shatner was here. With me. On /x/.