He's coming. And he's angry at all of you. Start

He better start praying I'm in a good mood when he shows up.

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>>19374045

XYZ

you fuckn faggots

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>>19374041
Uh. Fire and brimstone. Kek.

>>19374041
What's got Saint Peter so mad, senpai?

So why is christianity considered a serious belief of respectable people?

>A jewish zombie will arrive flying and take me to a wonderful world!

i hope you realize you're worshipping a demon btw the real Jesus would look down upon you with dissapointment for pushing these false teachings

Whatever you do, don't give your heart to Yahweh. It's another form of selling your soul and giving him access to your body via the heart chakra. No Bueno

Inb4 I'm going to hell u better pray and ask for forgiveness etc etc

>>19374061
Why does P'taah look like Pewdiepie?

Let Jesus set things aright. If He is God let Him help the people who need help and let Him be as a God of righteousness instead of a God of evil (as I have witnessed), otherwise I believe that Christianity is simply another but of ideological rubbish.

Kalki cometh

>>19374041
TOO LATE
GFY

Which person in the sky can outperform the other are being more of a bully.

(sarcasm)

Behold, I speak of the spirit of error.

>>19374118
Literally who?

>>19374123
Google is your friend anon

>>19374133
But google won't tell me what the current zeitgeist thinks of him, only the historical prophecies.

>>19374041
Are you implying The Divine have emotions?

Don't worship Jesus, Worship god only. Treat Jesus as a beloved family member instead.

>>19374041
>And he's angry at all of you.
Then he can go kill himself all over again.

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>>19374041
Bring this fucker on!!

>>19374165
>Don't worship Jesus, Worship god only.

this nigga gets it

>>19374041
>He's coming.
Saint Peter?
>And he's angry at all of you.
He doesn't even know me.
>Start fucking praying.
Fuck you, no.

>>19374100

check em

>>19374041
He's gonna lose

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Nah bro, I got older gods looking out for me.

>>19374041
There's fate worse than death for us all, they warned.

Satan can suck my athiest dick, so can any other of these fairy tail characters, besides santa, that dudes chill as fuck, he spends all of his time fuckin his bitch and gettin short people to make bomb ass toys that he can throw at peoples houses once a year...

>>19374917
OMG another follower of Allfather <3 sup bro

>>19375179
Howdy, We are growing in numbers brother.

>>19375182
No hard feelings but,

fuk u demiurge

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>>19375179
This really IS his plan, but WE won't be. Let the Lord cometh and cleanse our sins. I welcome the sight of a friend at work.

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>>19374041
I never really understood this kind of thinking. If there's a story about someone or something demanding you worship them or live an ETERNITY of torture without you even getting an option, they're the BAD GUYS. Yet in Christianity, it's the almighty, all loving, God of Man. Yeah he loves everyone, as long as you do what he says, how he says, and worship him instead of living your own life the way you'd like. Maybe not entirely good, but that should be a matter of choice that (always eventually) warrants it's own consequences without some higher being intervening.

I'm saying this putting all laws and revelations aside, good or otherwise. Good and evil has a balance, you can't have one without the other and they're always equal. Evil has to be created, in a sense, to help keep this balance and everyone is supposedly created for their intended purpose. How can you create something for it's intended purpose to be evil, and then damn it for eternity? You can't say everything is created good at first, and then turns to evil. That just doesn't make much sense.

This is an honest question, granted it started sounding like a rant as I was typing it lol

>>19375207
And there you go thinking again.

>>19375196
"I welcome the sight of a friend at work." Oh a follower of Odin and the 9 nobles? I've seen the works on Thor, Odin and loki. I've had my prayers answered, The old ones are on their way back. See you in Valhalla brother!

>>19375211
Goddamnit. That's what I get for seeking logic.

>>19375215
>believing in just one pantheon
I save my edge for my razor blades, personally.

>>19375222
I don't believe in just one, I feel this world has seen many a god and false ones.

>>19375207
>How can you create something for it's intended purpose to be evil, and then damn it for eternity?

Satan is Eustress.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eustress

The point of evil is that its supposed to test us and make us stronger as souls. From the testimony of people who suffered NDEs, Hell also isn't a permanent place, but rather its a 'prison' for people who are too fucked up to belong in Heaven.

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I dont care. What do gods know about human struggle? Ive been angry at them for years now.

>>19374041
St. Peter's crucifixion was upside down because he wanted to show he was unworthy of looking like Jesus on the cross.

the symbolism you're using betrays a lack of history. sort yourself out brah

You know, all these elite who worship baphomet don't know what the fuck they are dealing with. They are literally all gonna get fucked.

>>19375243

I'm not talk about us or the purpose of evil. I'm talking about unethical gods creating evil for it's intended purpose and then damning it for it's creation. I'm not saying evil should rewarded, obviously not, but to do something unethical and then say what's ethical is, well, redundent in terms for people, but doesn't make any sense with all loving beings.

I guess this is where the typical "God works in mysterious ways" bs answer all conveniently spins the questions around

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>>19375187
sister ;)

Satan/the devil/whatever JeudoChristian thing you want to call him is just another version of the faceless, hidden, god of a thousand names... odin

>>19375279
Again. People who suffer NDEs testify that they push themselves away from God, rather than God pushing away people. The parable of the Prodigal Son is apt to describe how God treats people. He doesn't "condemn" anyone to hell, but rather people fall into Hell, and he wants them back in Heaven.

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You ducking morons, Jesus isn't coming, you don't even KNOW what is coming

>>19376660
What the fuck is that?
>>19374041
Bring it on. White wizards, Clerics, Zen masters will rally against you.

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Dajjal the antichrist?

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>>19376691
>yfw /x/ stops the apocalypse and goes to war with paranormal, lovecraftian, alien, and demonic forces hellbent on destroying the world

Stop RPing and provide proof bud

>>19374133
>Bring up something
>Gives no information

I'm surprised that you fought your laziness enough to get past the capcha, you worthless slob.

If there was any sort of happening, you would quickly fade away.

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>>19377330
That's my the main problem with /x these days. Nobody wants to explain or teach anything.
They spew a bunch of shit as if it's a matter of fact and then they either don't respond or use some pseudo intellectual bullshit like "you just don't understand man".
It's fucking deplorable.

>>19377330
The false prophet is kalki's adversary, I think

Is christ coming back? Can i fuck him this time?

>>19377366
Fucking this. There're no answers, just arrogance.

>>19377378
No but you can make love to the future buddha

>>19377378
The holy ghost can join for a homo sex 3 way... christ is cumming again!

>>19375207
>Good and evil has a balance
You're looking at it from the wrong perspective. Good can exist without Evil as long as Evil is a possibility, not necessarily an actuality. The Biblical sense of Good and Evil is that of Truth and Sin. Truth is objective, and universal, while Sin is any deviation from this one true way that God wishes us to walk. God has seen the price for our free will and deemed to be worth it. The suffering and sin that we commit against that which he stands for, and the sacrifice of Jesus on the cross for that suffering is a good cause for him. Because we have free will, we can go against God's moral compass and make our own choices on our own moral compasses, and while sometimes they might line up with God's, they mostly don't. Part of this reality is all one big lesson to humanity and the heavenly host that we can go against God's will if we want, but we shouldn't because it always leads to bad things.

>>19377379
I don't even know why I fucking come here anymore. It's just schizophrenics and narcissistic assholes desperately trying to feel special. It makes me mad as hell but I browsed old /x a ton so it's a habit.

>>19377416
Be the change you want to see in the world anon.
Together we can make /x/ great again.

>>19377330
do you feel better now anon


If you care so much, fucking google it you faggot. I have better things to do than repeat information that's already aft the touch of your fingertips

>>19374041
i aint afeared of no joos. besides im a level 36 cashier cross classed with level 18 anti christ. i tricked that messiah understudy into going out and beating up some crack head outside some applebees. i didnt even go i just shit posted here and he actually found one near his home. as he proclaimed he was the victor and had saved the world he was removed from the list and went back to simply being a very disturbed young man with a chemical imbalance

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>>19374041
Bring it

>>19374041
Too bad I'm a VIP
Can't touch this soul,Lucy!

>>19374077
because if Hell is real and satan is real, it'd be stupid to trade a lifetime of doing evil and being tormented for eternity than being obedient for a lifetime and being rewarded with eternal life and never ending land of milk and honey

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>>19374041
Bring it on! He is always ready!