I have a story to tell. >be me >working at an ice cream

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I have a story to tell.

>be me
>working at an ice cream shop
>need to stay after closing for management
>boss tells me that ive royally fucked up
>tell him I don't know what he's talking about
> "anon I know you have been stealing the ice cream
>wat
>checks the stock
>all the tubs of mint ice cream were gone
>ALL OF IT
>he yells and fires me
>2 months later
>learn that a little boy died at that location from food poisoning
>because of the mint ice cream

Is it just me or did a dead boy try to save lives?