Hey /x/, I'm an oldfag that left somewhere around 2013,

>>19353934
Pic related, it's the central figure from my thing

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>>19353934
So you're a cult leader.
Impregnated any of your followers yet?

I have not done this, but I'd be interested to hear about your faith.

>>19353934
>I'm an oldfag that left somewhere around 2013
oldfags left in 2006, you're new unless you came back from 7chan

If you give me money I'll join you

>>19353946
*laughing out loud*
*stop's suddenly and turns pale*
*concerned jaw rub*

>>19353977
>that day when you realize you're a cult leader

>>19353946
all of my followers do whatever they want because OMRIG gives no shits about what happens in our universe

turns out none of them wanted to be impregnated so

>It's a lot more satisfying than believing in most of the loose leaf unsupported bullshit that I normally see regarding beliefs.

So you traded made up bullshit for your own made up bullshit.

>>19353949
It centralizes around a wolf that lives in the void. He is unaware and probably wouldn't care anyway but the universe is housed in his back.

He constantly eats a race of trolls as they try to traverse the void into his back because they want to escape the cycle of invention that they are doomed to, but they are just eaten and return to the cycle.

Some make it through and meet a bear who essentially acts as our universes last line of defense.

There are also druids who maintain a fortress manned by stolen children that is based in the heart of OMRIG, the great wolf.

It's really hard to tell the story over text as most of it is word of mouth, another founder and I are working on a book but it's still in the works

>>19354053
precisely

>>19354062
This is the gayest thing I have read on this site hands down

>>19354096
It's like I said its a really hard story to tell over the internet to people who aren't engaged whatsoever.

I'm also gay so take it as you will