Why doesn't /x/ talk about the fact that we were genetically

Because when you pose a complicated question like a jammed turd it makes it seem more answerable than it really is.

What did you watch Prometheus late on a school night and it's now distracting you from english and maths?

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>engineered
nah, they just briefly visited us and the psionic backlash was enough to spark intelligence at our level

I think it's lazy. "We couldn't have possibly become this civilized ourselves, another race had to help." Nevermind how that other race became civilized.

If we weren't experimented on by aliens, then why are other monkeys still monkeys. If our evolution was untouched then other monkeys would have evolved by now no?

>>19350761
They mixed monkey DNA with their own to create us.

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>>19350647
>implying there's any evidence whatsoever

>>19350675
This. God of the Gaps for the 21st century.

>>19350761
They did, at least some of them, depending on how they were developing, surviving and what traits in their groups were preserved and built upon vver generations. And they became also humans. That's why we had shitload of hominids before what was ancestors to homo sapiens sapiens fucked up everyone else.

>>19350675
It's a never ending cycle, anon.

A continuous string of uplifting. One day we will uplift another species when we are in decline... If we even make it that far.

>Why doesn't /x/ talk about...

Because this board is a joke and nobody here actually takes anything paranormal seriously.

>>19350761
monkey's are a different species. human beings share some DNA with them, that does not mean that monkey's are required to follow the same evolutionary path as humans.

>>19350647
We were genetically altered by certain ayy lmao's. In reality, it is a small alteration which we can overcome on our own but it done to us to control ancient humans. Or so they say.

>>19350647
We're hybrids of orangutans and pigs. Look up Dr. Eugene McCarthy's hybrid origins of humans and the "Out of Australia" hypothesis.

>>19350992
Maybe, maybe not.

>>19350792
nah we did civilise ourselves, just our birth story tends to be the same in every civilisation.

>>19350992
Read all about it in USA today..