I really screwed up, /x/. I set some demons on my uncle after

Seems like he needs to spend some time in prison for his own and everyone else's good.

Yeah, I agree, and actually, I think jail is the only thing that would save his life. Rehab isn't helping because he can sign himself out of it at any time.
Grandma begged me not to call the cops after he attacked Grandpa. They are not even at home right now, because my uncle is there. They went and stayed at their lake cabin and he is in their house drinking and throwing shit everywhere. I don't even know what is going to happen next. They can't just stay at the lake house forever.

>>19349532
>I set some demons on my uncle after I found out he was abusing his wife and my nephews.
Do you mean your cousins? Nephews are male children of your brother or sister.

>>19349559
Sorry, that's what I meant. I am kind of freaking out.

He already had demons if he abused them man... now that he doesn't have them to take his hate out on it's moved to other family and worse on himself. I've seen the tiny little shits before a week mind is toast for them. I think you've learned a lesson here

>just Gremlins
>just
Well... about that...

Wtf did you expect to happen. Try having a hex cast on him next time. You can't undo a demon haunting, your uncle has to fight that battle himself. They won't go until he wants them to go.

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So how about this:
You agree to give your Gremlins to me, ALL of them, no strings attached, they belong to me entirely, and you're rid of them for good. They'll trouble your people no more once under my command.
There is a catch, of course. They get to claim one thing on their way out. I can't say what that would be, that's up to them, but it's only one thing. Nothing more, nothing less.
So, I want some more Gremlins for my own stock, and you seem to want rid of them.
Do we have a deal?

>>19349704

Counter offer, I'll summon many more for you but in return you have to provide Me with one thing per batch.

>>19349717
Meh, not interested.
Your people can keep them then.
Have fun.

Just call on Jesus man they'll steal your wallet or something important to you. In affect the loss of said important shit will rack your mind and bring more shit to mess with you. You've gotta be sincere with Jesus though

>>19349721

Can't need them that much then, can you?

What what all manner of lascivious thoughts these gremlin demons have planted in your nephews head. Are they dirty things at all?

>>19349737
No, not really.
I can summon my own.
I was attempting to bargain for ones already summoned.
You can't need rid of them much, though, can you?
Hey, if you want them to waste the dude, that's none of my business. Maybe he deserved it, I don't know or care. That's none of my business.
I find it rather strange, though, that you'd make a thread talking about how you'd made such a dire mistake and sound so remorseful for using them, but then when someone offers to take them off your hands for good, you refuse and attempt to barter for power.
Don't get me wrong, I like you, but your "oh boo hoo woe is me" story falls apart at this point.
You want the man to suffer and you feel no remorse for it. That's fine, I'm not judging you for that, but at least be honest with yourself here.

>>19349746

I'm not OP retard, just a businessman with his eyes on the opportunities available.

I'm going to be running hell one day anyway so it's really in your best interest to make a deal here and now.

So, do you want me to industrialize the production of demons and scamps or not?

>>19349767
I admire your ambition.
Make me an offer.

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Well I don't have all fucking day here.
I have other business to attend to.
If you ever grow a pair, you know where to find me.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yd60nI4sa9A

>>19349779

Good looks, wealth and charisma in the earthly plane. A position of authority in after my death.

Name your price.

>>19349532
>he was abusing his wife and my nephews
>I have destroyed my uncle's entire life
Sounds like he destroyed his own life, dude.
>Yesterday, he attacked my grandpa and slammed him up against the wall in a drunken rage.
>they say ... he deserves it
Well... I mean, are they wrong?

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>>19349767
>I'm going to be running hell one day anyway
That's what they all say.
That's what they all think.
For a while.