Magick sucesses and fails thread, post your stories I once made

>>19333126
>I once made a sigil to get arma 3 and next day i got it for free from a friend

Wow, that's some serious fucking magick.

>>19333131
it still is magick

>>19333138
>using sigils to get a video game

Does it get more middle school than that?

>>19333141
i dont want to ask for too much, and am poorfag

anyone wanna contribute?

also wtf nobody is laughing at placenta effect

Once took shrooms and talked to god. Would call it a sucess.

>>19333126
>placenta effect

>>19333208

I'm old and none of the rest of OPs post was understandable except 'placenta effect'. Funny as hell - hope he says that one day in front of a doctor.

>>19333374
This happened to my friend except God was a gnome.

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>decide to study the feminine side of mystic arts
>train hard in empathy and softness of touch
>get deep into it
>start shaving my legs
>develop minor telepathy
>first thought I hear directed at me is "FAG"
Worth it

>be me
>cast ward magick on my house
>seems to work

>be also me
>take a key that doesnt lock anything
>make it into a ward charm
>while I wear it, no bad shit happens to me
>take it off and feel the effects slowly fade

>continue to be me
>have plans to do something else
>purge what I call "psychic bile" from myself
>take all the bad shit from my head and soul
>like anxiety, phobias, my rage and bitchiness
>and infect them into what I'd call a bane object
>I then have the option to hand that rock off to someone I dont like as a curse. Its psychic poison and its draining.
>will report back on how that works

Basically, I'm a practicing witch, ama

So when I was first starting with sigils I cast a spell to push my midterm back to a later class day. (I was reading occult books instead of studying)
So I casted the sigil and it felt good, on the day when the midterm was supposed to happen my professor showed up 10 minutes late with sunglasses and said to us, "an old friend showed up out of the blue and we drank way too much. I forgot to print out the midterm papers so we're going to watch safety videos instead."
It was neat and I have never used my abilities for anything but petty wants and desires

I summoned an angel to make me the best TF2 sniper in the world.

I heard a voice tell me don't shoot the white bird, the next day, a patch was released with a white bird on the battlements of 2fort and if you shoot it, it explodes. I shot it. Maybe I ruined my TF2 sniper karma by shooting it.

>>19335272
Oh my god, that's hilarious. I thought I was using magick for petty stuff.
What did the angel say about you wanting it to make you good at a video game? Did it have objections? Or are all wants and desires just equal to them?

>>19335284
He just laughed.

Nowadays, I only want to know who I marry, if anyone.

I summoned Baron Samedi one time. I forgot what I asked for. This was over 6 years ago. I offered him a bag of pineapple Spice. Later that night, I had a dream of him and he denied my request. I smoked the bag of Spice and he said he would give me diarrhea if I smoke it. I got diarrhea the next day. He looked like a little skeleton guy sitting on a throne.

>>19333126
>placenta effect

bumperino

>>19335313
What an adventure! Baron Samedi sounds like one of the good ones