We create fantasy ITT: Writing Prompts
Sensitive Redditors Get Easily Offended edition
My turn:
John McCain(R) is recovering nicely in a suite after having brain surgery to remove a blood clot. He hears nervous chatter of doctors. Friends tell him it was cancer. Not 100% on how tests would miss this, he calls chief of medicine. "Sir, about your tumor. Umm, its need-to-know."
I guess /x/ has no imagination.