hello /x/ here is REAL story please help me
>be me
>yesterday
>big boy now, 7
>mommy makes cookies
>puts in cookie jar
>says i can have one cookie
>i eat one cookie
>bed time
>wake up
>mommy mad
>2 cookies missing from jar
>could not have been me, i was only allowed one
>could not have been mommy, she does not like cookies
>daddy also does not like cookies
/x/ is my house haunt?
mommy and daddy aren't happy with you because you're a lying meth head.
>>19317149
Your mom is a whore, your dad is a pedo and you are a faggot.
stop clogging the board and go report on some paranormal shit near you or gtfo
Your mommy's boyfriend ate them.
>>19317719
this, unironically, is probably true for a large population