i was beating my meat today and all of a sudden my lock start

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Maybe you should beat my meat instead. I'm nice and thick.

>>19304147
Where's the Key?

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>>19304147
>>19304168
Degenerates

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Pic related?

Maybe you were reaching such a level of pleasure that your latent psychic powers were unleashed, causing an unprecedented telekinetic effect on the physical world.

Try to focus more during the next fap session. Maybe try to levitate something or bend a spoon or whatever. Maybe you could be the person to prove these abilities as real.

You should also record the next one, and maybe send it to some scientists if you get it to happen again. This could be one of the most important discoveries in modern times

Possible poltergeist activity from orgasming. Seems reasonable.

Remove knob from ass

>>19304147
Ghost was jerking off to you while shoving the door knob up it's ass

>>19304147
Vibration of the bed causing door to vibrate.

>>19304147
you got some weird jerkin off habits why do you hold on to the door lock and your dick?

If there were ghostly or demonic hauntings at one point in time, I'm almost positive that the internet age put an end to them.
>Quake, mortal! For I have come to take your-Great fucking GOD! What the fuck are you doing to that stuffed horse?!

>>19304440
Nice try Not very well hidden FBI agent

you got buuuuuusted

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iifIiI HAHHHVE EXACTL THHSHSETHESSSSSAMMME PROBLEMMMM

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Place the lock in your anus, the spirit possessing it will enter your prostate