Double-Dildos in the lobby Ass-to-ass with Snape and Dobby Dear

>>19300934
Well, there's magic in there somewhere.
At least there can't be any karmic backlash for involving fictional characters.

Maybe jangle a sac of coins in rhythm to induce a trance state for focus.
It could work.

>>19300934
>>19300947
Also, inb4 Ops next job is prostitution.
Might want to add something about having a nice pimp too.

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Pentagrams and occult trash to get our fancy-
Aliens and physic war to get our imagination dancing-
Ghosts and spirits, demons and crypto zoology-
Christians, Jews, dot heads and whatever the fuck chinks do: let's not forget the spiritual bouquet-
Let's not forget what really knocks our socks, it's not the of oc and larping fags on /x/
It's how We're all gonna jerk off before we go to bed, after we get off of /x/ anyway.

>>19300963
Virus pic

>>19300934
>DADAA
you sound like a bitch that i fucked

>>19300947
I don't believe in karma anyway

>>19300953
That's not my favorite hobby

fuck off rick

>>19300975
What? And why do you sound angry, like she fucked you?

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>>19300990
I'm looking for answers from the /x/perts

>>19300983
People change and the universe has a sense of humor.
Being pimped out as a Harry potter character could become your next favorite jhobby.
Looking around here, I'm sure there's a market for it. You could make a fortune, Op.

Stay safe.

>>19301061
I write gay erotic comedy fan fiction of Harry Potter.

>>19301104
Me 2

>>19301127
It doesn't pay so well when all the characters are copywritten

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>>19300934

>>19300934
I mean... I know you're not serious, but if you make sure you make your intent clear somewhere and maybe add some herbs or crystals related to your intent to this mix, you got yourself a spell.