> be about 6 years ago
> staying at grandparents for awhile, they went out to see the races at 85 speedway
> house is surrounded by woods, with a creek to the northwest and a man made lake to the east
> it's about 1:30 AM and the toilet is fucked
> there's nobody to watch me, so I go out to the front porch for a piss
> the sky is clear, and moonlight is illuminating everything in a captivating glow
> it's strangely silent
> it's the middle of spring and we're in east Texas so this is some fuckery
> usually I don't register smell very often, due to my grandfather running over the septic tank cap a few months prior
> except this smell I sense isn't shit
> kind of a coppery, metallic smell
> right as I zip up my pants I look up to see a figure by the tree line
> can't tell if it's fur or not, but it's white
> it has antlers not unlike a buck and it stands upright, but also hunched over
> like a very decrepit old person
> I blame it on the pot and go inside
> about twenty minutes later my grandparents show up
> I tell them of my sightings and they're thrown off, their faces no longer happy
> "Don't be going outside at this time of night anymore."
> and that was that
> fuck me and my Native American heritage, spooky ass shit
>be six years old
>blame it on the devil's lettuce
come up with a better story next time
>>19276527
You must suck at reading. It literally says "be about six years ago."
>>19276527
>be about 6 years ago
learn to read you dyslexic fuck
>>19276527
> six years ago =/= six years old
...unless the story was written by a twelve-year-old
>>19276523
any other word on that?
>>19276527
>>19276523
>Sleeping at gf's
>I can see the door of the bedroom from where I sleep
>One night, I wake up, and I see someone going out of the room
>Think : "He doesn't know I'm awake. When he's gonna come back, I'm gonna get him by surprise and try to fuck him up as much as I can"
>He never comes back by the door
>Instead, all of a sudden, he's right next to me
>100% panic, trying to move, but I can't
>He looks at me for one second
>Everythin disappears and I'm back in control of my body
>Still 100% panic, heart racing like crazy, I try to calm myself until I'm able to breath normally again
Just the story of my one and only sleep paralysis.
I never saw the face of the guy, but if I had to describe him, I'd say his body was 100% white, kinda like Ori, in "Ori and the blind forest" and he only had black eyes, no mouth or nose.
>be me
>be 3 years ago
>my friend, lets call him Mike, and his bro, call him Steve, decide to go camping
>bring our camping and fishing equipment bc there is a little lake near where we wanted to camp.
>speed forward
>at the camp site
>we have conversation and drink water and smoke cigarettes
>all of a sudden a smell hits us
>its the smell of pine, were in a pine forest
>but then a sound
>the sound of fire crackling
>Steve decides to go for a night fishing
>wee like ok ya go boi
>time passes
>a stench reaches our nostrils
>its fish, Steve got some
>eat fish
>a loud moan, or a screech is heard
>turns out Mike farted
>smells like bad eggs
>go to bed
>but then in the morning
>Mike and Steve are gone
>theres this like bad egg smell again
>turns out mike went to take a dump nearby
>quite a steamer
>Steve appears
>acts normal
>got some fish again
>we pack up, go home in an orderly fashion
>dont move away
>talk to both of them the day after
>still friends
you autists
>>19276523
>coppery smell
dropped