Turns out my birthday happens to land on a major satanic holiday.

Satanist here. Never heard of that = bullshit.

>>19273813
>Grand Climax
Sounds like a good time to get laid. Where did you hear about this, OP?

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i share a birthday with the virgin mary

enjoy burning in hell while i party on a cloud with jesus for all eternity, satanicbirthfag

>>19273813
Who the hell told you this? Some cheeky Satanist who got one over on you, no doubt.

You annon, have been tricked into the old some bum in a parking lot fucks you up the ass technique.

>>19273813
Oh shit dude, my birthday is the same day! Didn't know that our birthday was on a satanic holiday

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>>19274233
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>>19274345
Here's just one of many websites that mention it.
Nobody told me, I was just browsing and found out.

>>19274452
Nice, Leo-bro.

>>19274657
Link, apologies.

http://www.globaltruth.net/list-of-satanic-sacrificial-dayswhich-is-accurate/

>>19273813
July 27th is the date White House Anon has given for a happening over on /pol/

>>19273813

it only matters if you were concieved on that day. lots of dictators and serial killers were concieved on satanic holidays. being born on a satanic holiday means nothing.