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You're out hunting in the forest and you encounter a witch.

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You're out hunting in the forest and you encounter a witch.

Would you shoot it?
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No because I need her to enchant my ring so I can walk around during the day without burning from the sun
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Would shooting a witch have an affect?
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Unless it was hot
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>>19266750
With silver shot maybe?
Or is that only for werewolves?
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I don't wanna go to prison for murder
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I like that image
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>>19266749
>gingers
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>>19266742
yes. Regular bullets will work and if they don't iron will.
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>>19266761
Thanks, I'm hunting some magpies and just took it since I thought it looked cool
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>>19266742
If shes fugly ill ask her to take a hot form. Then proceed to fuck her brains out boi.
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>>19266742
How do you know if she is a witch?
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>>19266878
She turned me into a mute!
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>>19266926
>newt
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>>19266926
>mute
YOU FUCKED UP THE LINE!
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>>19266935
Fuck me :(
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>>19266935
... I got better...
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>>19266785
crying
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>>19266742
>You're out hunting in the forest and you encounter another person.
>Would you shoot her?
Why the fuck would I do that?
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Nigga just use a super soaker
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>>19266742
Would. Can't. /noguns/
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i would use the gun to force the witch to give me dome if it was hot. and to let me kiss and fuck her feet
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>>19267084
>be human in forest, encounter other human
>why shoot
it's an american forest
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>>19266742
Witches are human and not bulletproof
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never startle the witch
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i would leave her alone and run as fasts i could
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>>19267241
this is a pretty reasonable response
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>>19267241
Nigger detected
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>>19266742

do i become a wizard if i have sex with her?
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>>19266742

No, I wouldn't. I'd happily give her my seed, so she could birth a horrific yet mythically strong off spring. That way like Beowulf beofre me, I might as an old, and waning warrior, test my might against my bastard, now a creature of such myth for it's ability to bring even the bravest fear, and lay west to any warrior it has so far done battle with.

Fucking witches to create master race monster offspring, to fight to the death later, its what any self respecting non-normie who is un-cucked would do given the chance.
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>>19267364
muggle detected
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>>19266859
My nigga knows what's up.
Gimme dat sweet sweet illusory booty senpai
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>>19266751
In that case bang then throw into the fire
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>>19266878
She floats in water
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