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Hey /x/, I'm the guy who posted this. Apparently after I

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Hey /x/, I'm the guy who posted this. Apparently after I posted the thread the entity got fucking mad. Like, it went mental. So after like an hour and a half of noise and it being an asshole, I got up, got my dick in my hand, and threatened to rape it.

You won't believe me /x/. I heard the voice of a woman sobbing, from the bathroom. Nothing and no one was there though. After some minutes of realization, I went to sleep.

The night after, nothing happened. No noises, no footsteps, nothing.

I think I defeated it guys.

I defeated an evil entity by threatening to rape it, after 7 months of fuckery.
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>threatening to rape it
There's your problem. It would have gone away faster if you just raped the ghost.
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Do you have any photos of the entity?
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>>19262310
bro i swear to Cthulhu... this made my night. top kek
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OP is a fucking legend
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>>19262349
no photos my man, just a feeling and a shadowy presence once in a while lurking around
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>>19262310
Please never change /x/

Also I would've tryied to make the ghost your girlfriend, anyone here doesn't have much possibilities and when one comes like that you can't let it go
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you should have tried to make it a succubus
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Nutbusters
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>>19264238
Made my day
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>>19262310
i hope you are forever plagued with constant paranoia for putting us through all of this horseshit
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>>19262310
1. You're dealing with a demon.
2. You cannot rape a spiritual entity, you cannot do any harm to a demon.
3. UNLESS, you call upon Jesus Christ, who is God.

Demons are not afraid of you..
They are afraid of Jesus Christ and
they are afraid of Christians who know how to call upon Jesus Christ.

That is it.

That demon, if you do not get saved, will do incredibly malicious things with you or to one of your family members. It lulls you into a false sense of security, do you really think this thing is stupid? They have been "alive" for over 5000 years and live in the spiritual realm where things like "oh i forgot this" does not exist.

Get a grip and get saved.

www.holytext.org/gospel
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>>19262310
Poor woman ghost. She probably died while being raped. You're an insensitive disgusting cunt
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>>19266587
>get a grip
TOP FUCKING KEK
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>>19264238
Who you gonna fuck
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NUT BUSTERS
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>>19262310
>woman sobbing
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>>19262310
OP, update tonight. Anything else going on?
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>>19266587
>It lulls you into a false sense of security
This is true.
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>>19262310
>just crank one and spook him back
my fucking sides
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Can hiro just delete this board already and put it out of its misery. /x/ is dead and I'm sick of seeing people spit on its grave
Sage and report
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OP here. Another night, another peaceful sleep. Nothing happened, again.
Is she really gone? I don't even feel anything lurking around anymore and my house looks even brighter at night now.
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>>19267393
Alright OP you've got her gone now but what happens if she comes back with all her hotter ghost women friends who all bitch about men? You've basically threatened to rape a ghost that's been after your soul essence she's gonna go back to her friends and bring them over to fuck you up.
While I think your established strategy worked well you've only used it on the ugly Highschool teenager ghost and not the real deal. Previously some Christian guy said you need the power of Jesus so I've got an idea for you.
Before she's back friends or not you need to get some Latin phrases down and a nice sized cross for your other hand.
Hopefully you'll be ready to bust out dick in one hand and the Lord in the other. Start shouting Latin at her while jerking the cross and your dick towards her.
If you don't think you have the strength you're gonna need some heavy firepower I recommend saying some shit like: "Now you'll be calling me father", "Let the Lord enter you" and "Bend over and pray" etc until you've got her backed into a room. Jizz all over the floor preferably in the shape of a Chi Rho to make sure she's convinced you have too much power for her to fight.
Hopefully all this works but if not you should probably contact a priest and explain your situation to him and he'll have it sorted.
Good luck OP you'll need it for the battle ahead.
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>>19267502
I have 3 bibles that my parents bought but didn't have space in their home. They are filled with inscriptions and images, what should I do with those?
Also there's a potrait of Jesus somewhere in my house that my mother wanted me to have, since it used to hang right on top of my bed.
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>>19262310
This is what I've been trying to tell ppl but they think it's a joke
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