A few days ago I was at a friends' place with my boyfriend

>Get there, everything is chill and we have dinner, small talk and all
>Friend A says he's got some really good weed
> Hey I've been smoking nonstop the past week, why the fuck not
> We go to the terrace, he puts on some meditational music and we pass around the pipe

Now here's the weird part
> First thing he starts talking about is witches and magic
> Says his girlfriend's lecturers at uni are strong witches and whatnot
> This is where your average Joe would freak out, but nah, I take it super chill and feel like I've I've always known

>We both conclude he called me over to their place because otherwise we see each other by chance solely, not much more than acquaintances
>I spend the whole night answering his spiritual questions as though I'm another person, not my usual grounded self
>He wants me to become a part of the therapy place they wanna start

Just some info, his girl is majoring in musical therapy, studied at a music school specialising in folk singing and he's majoring psychology

> We agree that vibration is the root of all
> I'm kinda neutral about working with people but just brush it off for now
> Tells me he can see under everybody's layers through to their core
> Tells me I'm a fucking "shapeshifter" and sexual vampire, but inside I'm a wrinkled old lady
> I go so deep into the rabbit hole I focus and try to see his core. Instead I see his past lives layered under his skin
> We get so spiritually close we develop some kind of handicapped telepathy
> Tells me he wants power to become stronger and hone his "magic"
> Bluntly tell him he's not ready yet and that I'll guide him as best as I can.
> We end it there

Cont.

> Wake up next morning really strung out
> We talk more over coffee and realize I'm not all-knowing, even though I seem like it
> Turns out the crazy old lady that loves next door has been mentoring me since birth
> He seems quite unnerved when it comes to her and refuses to get in contact
> Innately know she might not want others to know about everything
> Rest of day passes normally until I get the strong urge to repeat last night again

Cont?

summoning a cat isn't bizarre silly!

>>19260114
It's probably the most normal thing I can think of right now, really.

>>19260054
>This is where your average Joe would freak out

no, joe would probably call him a fag and leave

This is the absolute gayest shit I've ever read.
Fuck off you massive gay shite.

>>19260054
>Tell me I'm a sexual vampire
Ok.

Might as well finish my story at least.
>Second night we blaze and I'm thinking I'll get some more cool psychic abilities
>Oh boy, was I wrong
>A mutual friend, B, has been a recent topic since he stayed over before me and is pretty spiritual himself
>Turns out he can communicate with animals and convinced a random pigeon to let him pet it
>He has a colon of dark energy smack in the middle of his room
>His mom smokes with him and is a shut-in after being cursed or just experiencing something traumatic
>So as we're talking about him, turns out he knew I was coming before even I did
>Warned A about my boyfriend beforehand (he's like a spiritual service dog, very intuitive and on high alert 24/7)
>I somehow projected futuristic images which A read
>Chill creeps down my spine
>At the exact same moment we realize what's going on
>B is a fucking dark magician or some shit and he's with us on the terrace
>We nope the fuck out of there and go to A's bedroom where we maniacally shout for his girlfriend to let us in
>Once inside we feel protected
> A confesses B wants him to kill me
> Seriously freaking out while his girlfriend is so detached
> Somehow I don't get killed and it turns out his gf is from the bad guys??
> Try pleasing her so we don't get our memories erased or whatever
> In the end she checks out and we decide we're all safe
> Qué in brilliant idea to make a meditation circle and salt the door to drive out By
> Works
> We call him on the phone, he's fucking 600km away
> All his answers seem shady
> Pinpoints my exact location in the house and shows immense interest in being with us
> Craziness ends after A talks to him and B confesses he's got some issues

>smoking nonstop the past week
That might be your problem boyo

Fug , this this thread is 8.6/10 on the cringe factor.

This sounds like the ramblings of a 16 year old's first mushroom trip

Wow women really suck at story telling

Seriously, most LARPing is at least coherent but this shit is just gibberish. Still bounced on my boys wand to this for hours, remember its the chemtrails not the weed fucking with your brain. B======D~~~~~~