For the next hour, I will give fortunes. I will leave them open

Hit me

>>19254489
The frying pan jumped on the stove.

>>19254486
Me next

So idk how this works but go

Do me, OP.

>>19254494
The prince was overjoyed.

>>19254486
Now do me

>>19254495
Lisa could hardly see them.

Please do mine OP. Thank you.

id like a fortune of any kind

>>19254497
''Indeed, I care.''

>>19254502
He thought it odd to live on dry land.

Please do mine.

don't know what it is but that's fine, hit me op

>>19254510
He made friends with them all.

me too, me too!

>>19254511
Working so hard and never complaining.

do mine please?

Me Please!!! ME ME ME

>>19254520
He left through the back door.

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Me please

I would also like one por favor

>>19254524
Find his diamond button.

>>19254531
''I will make myself a rope.''

>>19254535
A great feather bed.

>>19254561

i've been thinking about suicide lately, maybe this is a sign i'll finally do it

>>19254486
Please, do me :)

>>19254536
She wouldn't be able to resist a piece of meat.

>>19254486
Hook me up with that sick shit my dude

>>19254544
She was almost submerged.

>>19254569
Perhaps the rope will be something to support, rather than harm you.

>>19254547
The tree belonged to an old woman.

>>19254570
Somebody was watching him.

>>19254576
I'm the headlight.

>>19254569
Don't do it. I love you.

will anything significant happen at my work party tonight?

>>19254486
am i too late? may i also please get a reading, thank you ahead

>>19254486
Hi
Jaskula , pennerad or Tiquet?

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>>19254486
Me please

>>19254552
I have a difficult exam next week and everything I know about the professor is that he's an huge dick, is that about him? do I have to find a specific path in order to get it right?

>>19254486
Who keeps visiting me in my dreams?
If you don't mind answering two, who is Violetta?

Me please.

>>19254540
Thank you.

>>19254586
He didn't feel frightened anymore.

>>19254599
A fur coat.

>>19254605
Let the acorns fall.

>>19254607
A good morning.

>>19254613
I shouldn't mind how small he was.

>>19254614
That's up to you to interpret. Personally, I would try to get along with him if he is teaching you. Sometimes we have to do things we don't want to do, or that we disagree with, in order to prosper.

Why not? Me next if you can op

>>19254619
The old woman.

>>19254622
The half-filled sack was heavy, but he was proud.

>>19254631
There were thirty pancakes.

Me too, please

>>19254486
Me Op.

>>19254486
Hi! can i have one too?

>>19254486
me please

would love to hear mine!

fortune away

Gimmie one please.

>>19254635
Well fuck me sideways with a hot iron griddle. Thanks for your help, fortunebro. I'd forgotten about that old lady.

hello me pls

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>>19254486
Would you be so kind, OP?

>>19254637
Get out!

>>19254639
In Spain, some live in caves.

>>19254643
She never found out.

>>19254648
''My dear, I don't care.''

>>19254649
You're not.

>>19254650
She was offended.

>>19254652
''Hear when I call.''

>>19254654
There's a kitten outside.

>>19254658
''Will you help us?''

Lets hear it

can I have one pls

>>19254671
that sounds kind of depressing

Let's see what you've got!

>>19254486
Do me

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>mfw people are taking this seriously

>>19254677
A lion came home to rest.

>>19254679
Underneath the almond tree.

>>19254683
I like to appreciate the bad in life if I can because it makes the good things that much sweeter. If your interpretation of your fortune is poor, please try to do the same.

>>19254685
He had nowhere else to sleep.

>>19254692
She managed it quite well.

>>19254693
Plenty of food in the kitchen.

>>19254671
>Get out!

Thanks, really.

>>19254701
Oh

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>>19254671
In Spain, some live in caves. Well shit I don't know.

>>19254486
Hit me

>>19254701
I don't know if that was an insult or a real fortune

Hit me senpai!

>>19254486

The Jews are a good people

I move towns at the end of this month.

Okay hit me up OP

>>19254486
Me want fortune please

>>19254635
Half-filled sack.. very interesting. I can relate this with a recent happening in my life, almost quite literally.

Thanks!

>>19254722
They've been found.

>>19254726
Not an insult, of course. You're entitled to your opinion.

>>19254728
He thanked them and left.

>>19254736
Now I have sand.

>>19254738
He gave away one sock.

>>19254740
Take this rooster.

It's almost time for me to go.
>7

>>19254743
After he passed.

>>19254749
>He gave away one sock.
Confirmed Harry Potter reference.

>>19254486
give me one

>>19254762
She was alone downstairs.

>>19254754
Thank senpai, may you get fortune in return

>>19254486
Matchmaker, Matchmaker make me a match.

>>19254671
Diolch yn fawr, OP.
I received a key some time ago, was still unsure if I should open the door.

Do me, bro

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i think i know my future but try me

Please give me some, not the best times for me

>>19254486
give me a rundown pham

Ayy zoom in

>>19254486
meow meow I'd appreciate one as well

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>>19254787
It rocked a little at first.

>>19254794
You're welcome. The girl I love is Welsh.

>>19254801
''Where is my bed?''

>>19254801
''Is it frying or stewing steak?''

>>19254807
The woman didn't know much about parrots.

>>19254810
Peter blew his flute.

>>19254815
They hit him.

>>19254816
Put them on your feet.

>>19254818
He came back a year or two later.

It's been a pleasure, good luck everyone and thank you for your attention.

>>19254486
Come at me bro

Hit me baby

>>19254486
Still there OP? If so hit me

me too

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>>19254841
>>19254848
>>19254853
too late fuckos!

>>19254486
be my fortune cookie

>>19254864
Whatever faggot your fortunes were gay and made no sense anyways

FUCK I WAS 2 MINUTES LATE
PLEASE

>>19254829

>Peter blew his flute.
>leave them open to your interpetation

Whoa

>>19254486
What is mine? Please.

fuck me up senpai

fuck my shit up senpai

>>19254841
too hard

>>19254848
Sitting still is the best option

>>19254853
Don't lie to either

>>19254857
"sounds like rain"

>>19254867
one of the three will be OK

>>19254874
It's time

>>19254880
"Ridiculous"

>>19254882
Trying too hard might make it go bad

>>19254917
Interesting

me plz

just fuck me up senpai

Yo whats my fortune say

>>19254486

What's my purpose?

>>19254981
memes

>>19254486
are u still there?
could i ve some of your wisdom?

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me too

>>19254486
fortune please

I'm fucked.

Please stop
Please

are you there op? would love a go

gib

I'll take one if you're still around, OP. It's been over an hour, but I'm still asking.

Please read me oh mighty reader of readings

Still aroundOP?

>>19254981
You pass butter

>>19254486
Do it.

>>19254533
this is true i guess lol. thank you!

>>19254486
OP I'd love a fortune, if you are still around.

>>19254486
Me too

he said for the next hour only retards, stop bumping

>>19255341
bump

It's my birthday, please do mine op

>>19254486
if your still here i welcome a fortune my way

>>19254486
http://85.57.113.8/

Now my turn

>>19254486
Hey buddy

Will I find love?

>>19255539
What's this?
>>19254486
Fortune plox

>>19254486
¿Will i become as powerful as i believe i will?

>>19254486
I need it please do me

It's been a long week. A fortune would be nice.

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Do me up, OP

>>19254486
Read em

>>19256535
Ask the stripeless cat.

>>19256540

There aren't John Doe's.

>>19256553

The clock is at 23:59

>>19256565

Don't do it.

>>19256688

Fall with grace, not from grace.

>>19255521

Let the wheel spin.

>>19255527

Dawn's close.

>>19256053

Mental gymnastics make for a terrible show.

>>19256204

Get a prostate exam.

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>>19256723
"Fall with grace, not from grace."
. . . that actually fits the situation I just went through perfectly. Shit.

can i get one pls

>>19256750

Not the OP, but I'm this guy >>19256736
>>19256723

I'm taking over requests. Hit me.

>>19254486
give me fuel.
give me fire.
give me the fortune i desire.

>>19256758
regular fortune or can you do other stuff too?

>>19256757

Looks like failure may be an option.

>>19256761

The child is taking a test for his mother.

>>19256770
my autism is testing my mothers patience.

>>19256777

Say no to the sword.

>>19256764
oh :(

me next please

>>19256785

Destiny is a sham. Either your rise to the occasion or you fail. Although an option, failure isn't the only option. You dictate your path. You are and will always be worthy.

>>19256787

Fire it up and extinguish it. I see a phoenix.

>>19254486
Tell me. Thank you.

>>19256789
thank you

>>19256796

George says hello and goodbye.

>>19254486
Gimmie 1

>>19254486
Hmu with a reading please

Just tell me now, does it involve tiny clothespins?

pls snempai

>>19254486
You still here OP? Can I try one?

I want to try

u still here dog

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>>19254486
me please

>>19254486
Please please do me. I can't find my purpose or way of life Im lost and need some spiritual guidance. I spend my time angry sad or numb I can't stand this anymore

>>19256831
The cellar is damp.

>>19256857

There's no shame in it. Let it go.

>>19256886

Sometimes drugs are the answer.

>>19256892

Try spinning with the world.

>>19256897

Say no.

>>19256906

The traveler never exposes the nights of his travels.

>>19256913

Center yourself. Claw your way to feeling or die miserable. Your choice.

I may be super late but i wish to try one too

Please fortune OP me too

Sure - why not. I'm living a very simple life but everything still seems intricate and convoluted.

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If you would like I could use one, thank you

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I'd like to try one of these. Hit me.

I don't know how this works either, but I'm entirely curious on this hectic day.

OP, I ask if you could do me too, if that is okay

>>19254486
Me too pls, I need it

Me too pls op, i had bad days

>>19254486

Go for it, I believe in you.

>>19254486
I'd like one too, thanks
Nice pic btw

>>19254486
Pls give me a fortune OP

>>19254486
am i gonna be good at astral projection? Also hit me up with your fortune, god bless you anon

Fortune pls I need one

Hopefully not too late for mine OP

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>>19254486
Aye

tell me

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>>19254486
I'm all ears

>>19254486
op

How about one for me

I want to try lottery, should i?

Coud you do meM

>>19254486
this looks fun, hit men yakuza anon.

>>19254486
Give unto me the means.

this thread is already a day old you stupid nigger retards, OP is long gone

my fortune for you all is that you're dumb as shit and will fail at life

>>19258469Thanks