Ok /x/, I can confirm it. If you're fapping, ghosts and

It's for this kind of shit that I come here.

>>19254029
what the fuck

The first time I can across an incubus was after masturbating so this is wrong.

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what the absolute fuck

>>19254029
Stop masterbating, wake yourself, aline your will with the source and watch how much activity you get. They'll do about anything to drag you into the illusion

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>>19254029

OP YES

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>>19254029
>experience this first hand
>first hand

>>19254029
They won't come since they're satisfied with you sacrificing your energy for them.

Once you deny them of your energy they will come for you.

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>>19254029

>>19254907
This

>>19254439
>incubus
f a g
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>>19254029
That's because the demons see they don't have to tempt or torture you; you're already on the way to hell

>>19255249
How many angels cry do you think when OP hands out a nut?

>>19254439
>not eating your semen
This is guaranteed to keep incubi and succubi away because they can't haunt your trash can or your cumrags if you get rid of it like this. I've been demon-free for my whole life now so I'm an expert at this.

>>19254029
Well this explains why I've never seen a ghost.

>>19255303
you wouldn't even need to consume your own semen if you fuck your own ass.

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>>19254029

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>fap 4 times a day
>never experienced anything paranormal
Holy shit, OP. You're on to something. Have we been lied to by the jews?

>>19254029
I always thought there was some merit to this. Like sexual energy is positive and scares off negative spirits or something

>>19255601
Depends if it's love or lust... fine line. If it's lust anon you are lost and entities won't fuck with you because they risk losing you by possibly scaring you to the light

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>>19254029
IS THIS WHY NOFAP EXIST

GUYS NOFAP WAS CREATED BY SPOOKS

>>19255601
nah they just don't want to see you pathetically jerkin ur gerkin

>refer to ghost puncher story
Sounds about right OP

>>19254029
You see, actually, when you fap, a succubus takes over to drain that sexual energy output of yours. The other ghosts/entities would love to take that from you (in the form of fear), but they respect the succubus territory, or rather, are intimidated by her it.

>>19254029
because fapping alleviates your fear
t. fapper

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>>19254488
my sides are ethereal

>>19254474
masturbating is fine. it's porn that can be very harmful to the psyche. the whole 'stop masturbating' meme is blown out of proportion and only affects those who have a real disease where they absolutely cannot stop yanking on their peener

>>19255718
Neurological pathways are fucked up by porn and may induce PE when with real women. But that takes a long time, and is quite reversible. Usually only happens with people who binge several porn videos.

>>19254029
If a demon enters my house at night I will fap furiously hunt it down and rape its ass these fuckers dont know anything about property rights

>>19254029
More like it stopped bothering you because you fed it your energy. Silly OP..

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reminds me of this green text

>>19255866
Im new to this what happens when your masterbait

>>19254029
I've legit been telling people to just whip out their dick when they see a ghost

Win/win you either get ghost beej or they go away

>>19255939
Will this work with my gf?

>>19255871
thats too good

>>19254029
i thought this was old news

>>19254907
what if you just like, edge for a little bit then stop so they come back. And then right when they're upon you, start edging some more so they go away. And rinse and repeat til you eventually come on one

if you give a mosquito your blood it will leave you alone

>>19254029
You know, you're kind of onto something, and it suggests human religions have made serious errors. There is nothing about feeding entities with sexual energy that actually injures humans AFAIK. It's a fully renewable resource. The more people try to generate it, the more they succeed at generating it.

>>19255871
The legendary ghost puncher

>>19255618
elaborate on that?

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>>19254029
>>19255562
Good to know that I'm not the only one that never experience paranormal things. So it might be truth that all atheists are the biggest jerkers of mankind.

>>19254029
OP here. When I wrote the first post it was starting to become dark, and the night brought a couple of events that I'd like to share. Give me a minute

Sure is summer in here.

>>19255871
Holy shit. Cool bro, story!

>>19256877
Alright, had to eat something, no idea why but I was hungry as hell. Anyway.

Like an hour later I wrote the first post, the spirit made clear that it was here again. Only this time I think it was really, really angry. The footstep became fast and heavy, a low scream came from a couple of rooms away, like a woman trying to do a man's voice then scream and, the thing that really made me think about the spirit being a woman: it started smashing and thrashing stuff. Not physically, though, just the sound of it. I guess it was to attract me in those rooms and fuck me up good. Any time I walked into a room I felt it in one of the corners, watching me and dangerously near. I avoid giving any fucks and come back to my PC.
After 30 minutes of this stuff, I started to hear a growl coming from behind me. Behind me there's actually a wall, so the growl was coming from the bathroom. This went on for another 15 minutes, at which point
>I'm sick of your shit
I stand up and turn against the wall
Growl does not stop
drop my pants
growl intensifies and become a bit louder
I drop my underwear
growl returns to his "normal" sound
I put my hand on my funpole
the growl becomes a rasping, breathing sound
I yell "I'm going to fucking rape you"
(Hear neighbor yelling "shut the fuck stupid kids". He thought all the noise was coming from the street, since I've never been a noisy neighbor. There's some distance between us, too)
The sound stops, no one is walking around anymore, no screams, no smashing.
Finish off watching hentai with a smug. Suddently hear sobbing. It's coming from the bathroom. Sounds like a woman crying, like those stock sounds from videogames, but not as loud and not as spooky. Just... ethereal.
After 5 minutes it stops.
Go to bed thinking how I made a fucking ghost cry its soul out in a bathroom after threatening to rape it.
I wonder what will happen tonight, if anything happens at all

>>19254029

So an otherwordlt presence entered your room and your promptly jacked off to banish it.

I saw crack heads do the same thing.

>>19256909
You showed that crazy bitch

>>19256909

if your going to make up a story at least make it believable.

>>19257001
and I'm sure you know how to discern realistic from fictional ghost stories right?

>>19257012

yeah, that's why I just said make it believable. it's not up to par with my standards.

>>19256909
this was beautiful

>>19256909
i dont know what to think about this post

i almost, ALMOST want to try it just to see if there is a method to the madness

you should have actively pursued the ghost
go to the bathroom, yell at it "you thought i was fucking done with you?" and begin to spunk all over

oh boy, the things on x at 4 in the morning

I am pretty confident in the fact that the ghost got angry because I actively divulged the fact that she's afraid of penises.

Memes aside, everytime a presence lingers too long in my house I rub one, nothing to do with energies or anything. I just wanna offend the fucking spirit and distract my mind out of the fear. It works everytime

>>19254029
OOGA BOOGA IMA SPOOP THE SHIT OUUTTA DIS WHITE BOI
OH SHIT NIGGA HE WHIPPIN HIS DICK OUT FUCK, I AINT GAY

>>19257320
Damn it, ihouldn't be laughing this hard this late at night

>>19255871
Mate that's a fucking mighty yarn right there.

>>19254029
Im all for exploring mystical/supernatural OP, but this is easily explained with neuro chemical changes in your brain while fapping.

>>19254429
This

>>19256909
I kinda feel bad

>>19255718
i think you are wrong

semen is life force

you may want to test it out for yourself, don't wank for a week and see how much energy you have

>>19254474
you seem like you know what you are talking about

what about tantric sex
is it just a distraction like so many things or has it actual benefits that can't be achieved by simply being chaste

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>>19254029
I can confirm this as well, but on a much larger timescale. I've been defending myself from ghosts through masturbation for almost a decade now, somewhere around 8 years. I sacrifice my life force to shield myself from these cunts.

Whenever I take a larger break from jerking off and it's nighttime I can feel multiple presences, a feeling of impending doom and growing paranoia. I also have dreams and nightmares, while when I regularly masturbate no dreams, both good and bad, occur.

I was never sure if I'm actually creating a shield or just feeding these bastards, but I can't really get rid of them in any other way.

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>mfw nofap was made by ghosts

kek, I thought I was the only one who noticed this. I just think fapping puts your mind at ease

>>19257989
see >>19255657

>>19258104
I got rid of all demons that were bothering me by defeating them in my lucid dreams. The only remaining entities are ghosts and spirits, there's no chance of a succubus taking advantage.

>>19258120
>defeating
No joke, I heard you can "physically" fight them, ju-jitsu style in your lucid dreams/astral projections, did you do anything cool like that?

>>19258201
>being a weeb even in your dreams

jesus christ, how bad must your condition be

>>19255871
I was looking for the last part of this one, most of these have that last post cut out. Thank you.

>dont fap for month
>wet dreams
>blame on demons
hooray.

>>19258120
>>19258201
I am also curious about what techniques were used. In the interest of being more than just a nosy faggot, I'll share my own. I find the most effective tool for fighting in dreams is visualized lightning. I have to enter a particular kind of irritated state of mind to use it; imagine getting so annoyed with someone that you started growling at them. So the biggest barrier to me in fighting things off in dreaming is that I have to be more annoyed than I am afraid.

I used to have long nightmares. As my time-to-lightning dropped, I started to have very short nightmares. Then I managed to tag Nyx herself with a lightning bolt. That didn't kill her, but it was fantastic for my quality of sleep since.