https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nu_LChBQt3E
Hello friends of /x/, I am currently on board a Stellar Battleship with the Orion Rebels, we are reaching Earth's coordinates in about 23 days from this moment.
I am giving this message for those of you that already know there is a Galactic Federation, spread the word out. The US goverment has lost control of VERY sensitive data, such as documents and more importantly VIDEOS, proof of extraterrestial existence, as for your current Vril/ reptilian problem rest assured we come prepared with 34 galactic batallions armed to the teeth with Ionized Laser cannons and a couple hundred turrets, oh and The Destroyer property of the richest Pleiadian movie star, he donated the 26 km beast to the Federation but there are people from all over the solar system coming because believe it or not Earth was supposed to be a myth so we are very excited to meet you.
Well as for me I was born on Earth but went off planet at the age of 8 but ive always kept my Earth roots, that also explains the song ha ha thats my shit.
Remember 23 days!
Cool story bro. If the battlefleet arrives, I will totally be like "OMG WHO WAS THERE WHEN THE THREAD POSTED" all over /x/. It's nice to have something to look forward to. You've got some claims about what info is and isn't under wraps anymore. Got any sweet lynx for us to go with those raps?
Dammit Donald
>>19252294
>Vril = space Nazis
>Reptilians = space niggers / mercenaries
Working together to enslave humanity. No mention of Khazarians, Illuminatis, or Archons. Totally checks out.
Maybe leave the Galactic Federation stuff to the professional LARPers?
http://2012portal.blogspot.com/
http://prepareforchange.net/
http://spherebeingalliance.com/
http://www.ascensionwithearth.com/
http://sananda.website/
>>19252294
Autismo summer RP.
>>19252294
what are you larping about....
>>19252294
Space doesn't exists. The earth is flat
>>19252294
Okay Star Lord
set phasers to retard XDDDDDD
Be sure to scan the areas for the Angelic outposts there.
Unless you disable the generators there, then you wont be reaching the Earth anytime soon.
- The Empire
>>19252469
The Vril are earth natives.
>>19252294
Aliens are demons.
Smells like sto... Probably one of those fucking human things. Gorn is where it's at.
>>19252294
Well the lack of punctuation definitely suggests an American school system upbringing.
>>19252294
lol, posts a picture from Star Wars and expects us to believe it's legit.
>>19252294
>with Ionized Laser cannons
kys rpers
>>19257367
are you retarded?