Conspiracies on why you're penis is small >greys from

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Conspiracies on why you're penis is small

>greys from a neighboring galaxy are given a mission from the high ranking elders
>they are warned of an earth child than will be born in the year of 1992 that will bring peace to the universe
>greys travel light years to earth to prevent the chosen child's birth
>earth, January 2, 1992
>they arrive too late and the seed has already been planted
>they shrink down and enter my mommy's womb to eliminate the enlightened zygote but once they reach the clitoris, they see that this is no ordinary child
>they prep the laser to kill the child, but I used my mind powers I don't know I have yet to blow their ship up
>grey 1, dead
>grey 2, barely alive
>as a final act, grey 2 uses the laser to manipulate my genetic code to make my penis small, thus discouraging me to reach my full potential