My boyfriend and I just heard a Siri noise while we were laying

spooped

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>>19232207

NSA

>>19232207
>Literally a fucking faggot

>>19232207
as an androidfag I would be too spooked.

>>19232207
>boyfriend

Fuck off roastie whore

>>19232207
>I hid under the blankets and made him check the condo

Go fuck yourself you selfish bitch.

You should be up and searching too. It's much harder to hide from two people than from one.

>>19232207
an iphone!

>>19232207
>We both have Android phones

Good...keep it that way. Avoid Apple shit products at all costs.

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>Siri
>Having Android
Wew, I would be spooped as well.

>>19232207
Show tits and I will reveal where the noise came from.

>>19232207
I see you had time to remake your bed.
I hope you get AIDS.

Yell HEY SIRI
You're welcome

a break in? stalker?

>>19232207
slut,it was god reminding you to not fuck around like an animal, but to think twice if this boy wants you pussy, or you personality...(hint: boys never want personalities)

>>19234255
Dubs have spoken

>>19232207
Ask Siri what's the best Queens of the stone age album.
If it says Rated r, be pretty spook'd

>>19232207

your bf has a second phone

he is either using it for illegal purpouses or he is cheating on you

>>19234339
Actually this is the best solution

>>19234891
best answer tbqh

>>19234255
Dubs of truth

>>19235579
trips are truth, dubs are just very special posts

(every 11th)

>>19235579
more like dubs of anon being too high to remember he's on a blue board

>>19232207
fucking lying nigger

iPad

>>19232207
It's called the NSA, and they can turn on your computer camera, phone camera, or the camera hidden in your tv, any time they feel like it. Probably watching you get freaky.

>>19235681
this

Hold down the home button on your phone for 5 secs op

>>19232207
>L8 night
>In bed with honey maeking out
>Things get steamy and we start toching eachother
>All of a sudden, phoen rigns
>Siri says 'what can I do you for'
>Look at bf horrified
>'I have android'
>'I do too'

THEN WHO WAS iPHONE?

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>x
>couldn't even type the two dashes
YOU HAVE TO GO BACK

>>19235668
Well you have singles of being too retarded to remember there's no girls on the internet.

>>19234255
Too bad it's a blue board

>>19232207
Someone is stalking you... no but really someone is holding an apple product in your apartment

>>19234891

First what the fuck is siri

Second are you a girl (male) a fag or a girl

that was the voice of god telling you to stop having premarital sex