>decide to make a gf tulpa
>3 weeks in, meditating as usual
>thinking about how she will act, her voice, her mannerisms
>pretty deep into in
>feel a hand softly touch my shoulder
>hear a faint "nehehehehehe"
>open eyes
>peter griffen
>tell him he's not the tulpa I wanted
>"sup pal how are ya?"
>ohgodno
>he just stands there idly like in pic related
>stuck with him
>all he does is make shitty seth macfarlane jokes
>even hallucinate his flashbacks that usually accompany his jokes
>sleeps in the nude next to me
>pokes my face at work and humps my coworkers
>wants me to make tulpas for all of his family members
>he's in the bathroom as I type this
so how do I get rid of him?
Make tulpas of his family
Make a tulpa of the giant chicken
>>19223044
I want to believe
>>19223087
This, do this. The giant chicken is actually pretty cool.
>>19223044
That is literally my favourite episode of the X files.
>>19223044
Bump, someone post that 'don't mess with tulpas' story
>>19223136
>this is obviously fake and a joke
>>19223136
Ere
https://youtu.be/9RQ8mSBaD3Q
>>19223044
Have you heard?
>>19223044
>>even hallucinate his flashbacks that usually accompany his jokes
top lol
>>19223044
Hey Beter
>>19223101
I thought I was the only one who liked that episode. I think I mentioned it once in an x-files thread and caught a lot of flak.