just set up my own ouija board and nothing seems to be working

no. ouija, demons, ghosts aren't real.
anyone who tells you otherwise is LARPing
sorry to crush your dreams, anon

>inb4 you need to cut yourself and dab blood in all 4 corners

>>19217530
The more people you gather, the more likely to get someone dishonest enough to push the results. The secret!

Alternatively, maybe there's something to it, and small groups of very honest people really do get interesting outcomes from consulting a ouija board. I do not know. I have barely found enough very honest people, and of those, none of them care for this thing in particular.

>>19217530

Quija boards are a meme. 999,999,999 times out of 1,000,000,000 it's someone present manipulating it to be oopy spoopy, if you aren't a natural/developed psychic/spiritualist/whatever then you're just gonna be sitting there with your thumb up your ass until somebody else shows up and starts faking results.

>>19217530
you dummy, it has to be an official Hasbro board!

>>19217530
i noticed makeshift ouijas don't seem to work as well as ones you can buy

Is there supposed to be a zero??

>>19217530
Yes. You need a Hasbro board. It is a company that blesses all of their toys.

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>>19217530
Do you have a planchette or something to select the letters with? The cardboard's texture may also make it difficult to slide whatever you've selected.

Alternatively, have you considered the possibility that Ouija Boards are bunk?

>>19217714
>Quija
Well, at least you're closer to the pronunciation than most people reading it out loud.

>>19217530
thats cuz this stuff aint real

>>19217530
I'm not seeing a planchette.