>Be me, freshman in high school >Bully this one quiet emo

Hahaha xdd
Le nice story

>>19216605
They did it wrong.

>>19216605
You've been suffering so hard and so long you don't even know what joy is.

>>19216628
So, wiccans are poo-poo, and stink. Pack it up, folks!

>>19216634
That's not true!

>>19216605
Looks to me the curse was to make you a moron and it worked.

>>19216605
what was the name of the freshman who bullied you and what animal did you sacrifice when you cursed him? are you still an emo?

>>19216652
No. So apparently, the consensus in this thread is that wiccans are poo-poo, and stink!

this thread is the poo-poo and stinks.

>>19216659
What's up with you buddy, you've got it backwards!

Have cursed people. Have also told people I'm cursing them just to fuck with them.

Chances are he was a dunce, but also likely he was just fucking with you.

>>19216678
How do you go about these curses? Do they work? Can you curse someone who didn't do harm by you? What's the low-down? Wiccans aren't poo-poo after all? They aren't stinkers after all?

>>19216686
I'm not a wiccan, I'm just "organic" about it. I just focus energy onto symbols, be them written or physical like fruit and letting it rot for example. I don't fuck with curses any more, don't need that negativity in my life, but usually even when I was just fucking with someone they would be a miserable fuck until we spoke again. But I'm actually intimidating, not some sad emo kid.

>>19216605
Wiccan covens put the death penalty on revealing that you or other members of your coven are wiccan, and at least from what I've seen (used to do blacksmithing and weaponmodification for two different covens) they follow through on it.
Even if like me you're somebody they need, they'll never tell you their names or show their faces. Makes dealing with them a little unnerving, to be honest.

So if you heard that that guy was a wiccan and didn't hear about him or the person telling you randomly dying afterwards, chances are he was just larping. Probably read a book about wicca and figured it sounded cool or something.

>>19216758
Wait what the fuck? There are covens? Wait, they kill people? Fucking assholes, dude. "Woaaaaaaaaah look at me, I'm the big dark brooding mage, I'll do the death on you" like, cmon, man. Also, blacksmithing? What, do they use swords, come on, seriously? Gun does the job faster and easier. I am really finding this hard to believe.

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>>19216605
>wiccan
that's why

>>19216784
As a Wiccan I can confirm that the people OP refers to are retarded.

1. Curses don't work. Especially not death curses.

2. The kid probably got his info from Hocus Pocus. As we all know this to be the most reliable source of Wiccan information. /s

>>19216806
Another one who says wiccans are poo-poo

>>19216605
were you a fag back then? are you a fag now?

>>19216865
No, I was never a fag, what are you on about?

>>19216914
>No, I was never a fag
sounds like you're curse-free

>>19216847
But they are
Its also called edgy bored teenager syndrome

>>19216605
Magic is alive.
Just because some edgy kids go through what they think are the proper steps, even if they are proper, doesn't mean it will work.
It does what it wants.

>>19216945
I'm getting a lot of mixed messages in this thread. It's almost like none of this stuff... Never mind.

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>>19217121
If you cut a hole into a fishing net, will the net have more or fewer holes?

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>>19216806
Wiccans are the fucking plebs of the magic world.

>>19217183
just because all the invitations to hogwarts go to gypsies

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>>19217191
Hogwarts must be stripped bare of anything valuable and covered in trash then.

>>19216723
>But I'm actually intimidating, not some sad emo kid.
>~t. Some Sad Emo Kid

>>19216659
Learn to read dumbass

>>19216844
Wicca is diet-caffeine-free witchcraft-lite. You just proved it in your post, no need to attempt a refutation

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>>19216844
Death curses do work though.

>>19216632
Maybe not. Young Wiccan tend to be careless, so the might just have used incredible powerful spells. But a spell can be broken real easy, if you 'crack the right code'. There they might have slipped, an easy to break code, probably they used 'out of the book' spells. Warlock create there own spells, witch inturn R. Heart Too decipher. Wiccan teens are easy targets, because they are teens. The Wiccan part makes them dangerous, yet predictable. For they follow certain rules. Just like christians follow rules. Satanists are the hardest, you never know what they do next. They don't follow alcohol, although they could like it. They don't follow Satan, for they know it's just a trap. They don't follow drugs, but might use it.
Bikers follow sex. Surfers follow weed. Musician follow art. But Satanists are like Discordains. One moment they are here, and the next moment they or knight.

>>19217202
I would go check, but I'm afraid I'll get cursed.

>R. Heart Too decipher
Autobiography title for autist down-syndrome billionaire trying to find love.

>>19217161
fewer fucking dip

>>19217239
You're probably more in danger of being scammed.

>>19217272
But you're adding one.

>>19217291
But you're removing two.

>>19217294
Do you get less of something by adding to it often?

>>19217161
I'm talking wiccans, you're talking fishnets. How will we ever see eye to eye?

>>19217312
What?
You remove two holes in the net and you therefore make 1 big one, which is still only one.

>>19217323
You still make a hole though.

>>19217315
Through the power of friendship.

>>19217335
I don't wanna be friends with you, you're retarded

>>19217335
It will make a hole, but since we're removing two holes to make a hole, it'll be a net worth of -1 hole. Pun not intended.

>>19216844
I'll curse you right now, give me your first name and a picture of something directly connected to your life.

>>19217375
>>>/soc/

wiccans are basically posers so that's why it never worked op

>>19217382
Afraid???
Heh, I'd be terrified too kid

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>>19217375
It's Junior. My name is M. Jordan Jr.
Here my pic.

>>19217391
Well since almost everyone says wiccans are poo-poo, and barely any wiccans have come forth with something of value, it leads me to believe that they are, in fact, poo-poo. I can pack this thread up.

>>19217370
But those holes didn't go anywhere, they are still part of the larger hole. So how could there really be less of them?

>>19217408
haha pussy

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We're all blindly walking through a painful existence. It didn't work because it didn't need to.

i come from a long line of witches on my mothers side. they were gypsies from germany and growing up my aunt would use a black set of tarot cards and would have people come to our family's barn for readings. i began to practice in my very early teens and i got out after i had some bad experiences. wicacans do not kill people and are not afraid of people knowing about the covent. wiccans also don't curse people. wicca is white magic and it is practiced to help keep black magic at bay. i did know a few kids in school, this one kid named josh who was a satanist. he had no problem killing animals in rituals. it turns out his place of worship was a sewer tunnel in the woods about 30 feet from where my covent was. truth be told we had a lot of run ins with him and his masked friends. i have seen white magic work and black magic wreak havoc against people who understand nothing about it. in reality if that kid was wiccan then he probably did a ritual to make you more humble.

>>19216605
Magic isn't real.

The problem with curses is they manifest randomly. Conceptualize the phrase "Curse to suffer in agony for the rest of my life." Just like a horoscope. God's plan is all confirmation bias hindsight shit. Humans can never do magic, they can only see magic.

The curse made you into a little underage faggot OP and it worked perfectly, I hope you and all your family die in pain

>>19221785
i hope your his cousin

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>>19220951
Magic is show. Magick is how you let people believe you are not showing off.
Magic is what you want people to see. Magick contains the knowledge how to get away with it.
Magic is pulling a rabbit out of the hat.
Magik is tipping it like a boss.

>>19222686
>~T. Anthony Levee

>>19221785
Well you are gay, so that's that.

OP is obsessed with poo poo and pee pee