Hello /x/. It's story time. >Me >4 years old (19

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Hello /x/. It's story time.

>Me
>4 years old (1996)
>Toy Story came out
>Watch Toy Story in cinema and becoming a sick fan of Woody.
>Christmas
>Woody toy as present.
>OHMYFUCKINGGODYEAH.exe
>Playing with it every day
>Even forgeting every single other toy
>Woody rules above them all
>One day I bring Woody to the school
>Crazy day
>Lots of fun with Woody.
>Returning to home
>Wait...Where's Woody?
>ohshit.jpeg
>Running like a bitch to the school.I almost get a cardiac arrest.
>Get to the school
>Janitor is closing the doors but he lets me in
>I search like there was no tomorrow in all the corners, in every trashbag, in every classroom
>No sights of Woody.
>Returning home super depressed
>Hours later I go to bed
>Can't sleep well

>Dream I'm in my own house.
>Visit the bathroom
>I decide to take a shower
>When I take a towel from the cupboard I see Woody
>He's just staring at me with his goofy face
>Suddenly he jumps out of the cupboard to attack me
>Woody tries to choke me with a towel
>Wake up screaming and feeling dizzy.
>I refuese to go to the bathroom
>For the next 3 three years I never went to the bathroom during bedtime

Skip 14 years.
>Be me
>2010
>Toy Story 3 came out
>Didn't watch the second movie
>Go and watch it with my little nephew
>the_feels.gif
>In the way to home my nephew wants to go to the park
>I say 'Whatever'
>Ten minutes later he shouts at me
>'Hey...Anon...come at see this! It's a Woody'
>What?
>Hidden in an space under a tree house I find a Woody toy.
>It's damaged, It has no paint in the left eye, the nose is fucked up and in the forehead it has a triangle with a square on it.
>2spooky4me.jpg
>'Gross. Can I keep it?' says my nephew
>S...sure
>Skip ahead 9 hours
>3:12 a.m.
>I have to pee
>Go to the bathroom
>Find that fucking toy laying in the floor staring at me
>I make the most faggot scream ever produced
>My parents came in and see the toy.
>'It's a toy Anon. I have to work tomorrow' says my mother