Greentext thread. Will dump what I have. Here's one from a few days ago.
>>19207468
go back to sleep, anon
>>19207586
>tfw no guardian protector who visits me in paralysis
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saving this thread, I need more, I'm planning to do a reading video later this week.
I specifically need innawoods related stories.
>>19212550
any more /k/ inawoods? these are great
>>19212754
one of my favorites.
>>19207468
That story gave me goosebumps, holy shit
>>19212611
Awww I like this one
>>19208341
aay nigga, got my first sleep paralysis not long ago, shit was awesome
>>19212611
doggo
>>19212701
and this is why you sleep in public and during the day if possible.
>>19207468
Spoopy
>>19213673
I used to get them almost everynight when I was 13 or so. First time it happened was intense. I didn't know it was a thing at the time, I thought my experience was unique, so naturally it freaked me the fuck out. My whole room had a blue glow to it. Thought I was getting possessed. Hasn't happened since, despite my efforts to induce it.
What was your paralysis experience like?
>>19214338
Not the anon you were talking to but ill tell about the one time it happened to me. Was sleeping on the ground upstairs cause we had family over with my feet pointed toward the hallway(no door was in a den type room) and i was paralyed, i then proceeded to look down the hallway and i watched this smeagol like creature crawl towards me, get on top of me and its face was right in mine, big ass eyes and everthing, i freaked out and wrenched myself out of it with a low scream. When i tried to go back to sleep i felt it immediately start happening again and just got up before it happened again
I have seen exactly two stories I loved enough to save.
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>>19214038
Holy shit fucking kekked
>>19214463
>people actually attempt to induce sleep paralysis
what the fuck
>>19212553
You mean this guy?
>>19214532
I didnt try to induce it, it just happened, the other anon was tho
>>19214532
It's not paranormal and it doesn't have to be scary
You should never be afraid of your dreams, the more you understand them the better they'll be
>>19214481
That was a good one anon
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>>19208533
First time I've been genuinely spooked. Good job.
>>19212572
God there's no bigger NOPE turnoff than fleshgait. Whoever thought of that term should be nuked.
>>19214665
actually, i find dreams and paralysis to be pretty interesting, being able to take a peak to the deepest place of your subconscious imagination is just mind blowing, being able to take advantage of it and induce sleep paralysis is a great way to get to know yourself.
>>19212909
this one always gives me a good chuckle because it is so far fetched it has to be real
>>19214038
I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING FOR THE ENTIRE TIME I'VE BEEN READING THIS. IT TOOK ME 20 MINUTES TO READ THIS SHIT
I'M FUCKING CRYING RIGHT NOW
>>19214481
I assume he didn't post again in September?
>>19214481
So how did it end?? Did this Anon report back yet or not?? That was one of the best things i read this week.
>>19214481
I need more of this. Did he get back?
posting more of my collection.
>>19216918
>>19214762
>>19216646
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>>19216823
Yeah, I really wish there was more to it, but I hadn't heard anything from the thread I got it from.
Fucking dead ends drive me nuts.
>>19212821
he met DanielFromSL
>>19216973
Not seen this one before, I like it.
my favorite
>>19212611
Oh man, I have a new favourite!
Innawoods and skinwalker stories are nice, but anyone have any ghost or more urban spooks?
>>19212611
New favorite too though
>>19218683
yea
>>19217418
Written by a 14-year old
>>19217019
They brought guns from the US to Ukraine? lol shitty fake story
>>19219538
these are all fake stories anon. It's for fun.
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>>19219387
damn it hurts reading these on my phone
>>19208533
i don't get it. What actually happened?
>>19212611
this isn't spooky, its like a fairytale
>>19208533
Does anyone have the aformentioned videos in this story because I'm very curious.
>>19216876
it's not bad, and i like that it's a little more subtle and less of a slam-dunk "obviously that's a shapeshifter" kind of story.
but somehow these stories always seem to make the monsters seem like total pussies. the protagonist SLEPT NEXT TO IT IN A TENT ALL NIGHT and nothing happened. what more of an opportunity could it be waiting for, if it wants to replace you?
if you're in the middle of nowhere with one of them already at your side (or behind your back) why do they need to lure you into the woods? the other one(s) should just fucking walk out of the trees and take you. what are they waiting for?
it might be implied that there's some paranormal reason they aren't "allowed" to leave the trees until they replace a human, but i think it's mostly because we have to have some reason the writer made it back to safety in order to explain why they wrote a story for us to find.
>>19208533
So his friends got replaced with skinwalkers? Also, why is his last post so out of place? Did they caught him?
>>19212611
good doggo
Posting a reading video I did of some of the stories I haven't posted yet. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gW2gguzUqtk
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>>19222872
That's amazing
>>19212909
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvXuETk0tGA
Decided to do a quick reading of this one.
>>19217207
It's either an obvious fake or the "little fuckers" got him
>>19214038
best greentext
>>19207468
want to go camping now
>>19219387
This one was actually decently original and spooky without being over the top.
Anyone has the one about indian ghosts and shit ? There was an indian anon IIRC
>>19207468
We have spectrally resolved the intraband transient absorption of photogenerated excitons to quantify the exciton population dynamics in colloidal PbSe quantum dots (QDs). These measurements demonstrate that the spectral distribution, as well as the amplitude, of the transient spectrum depends on the number of excitons excited in a QD. To accurately quantify the average number of excitons per QD, the transient spectrum must be spectrally integrated. With spectral integration, we observe efficient multiple exciton generation in colloidal PbSe QDs.
PMID: 19226125 DOI: 10.1021/nl900103f
I did a dump on another thread here >>19226331
I cba to post them all again here boys. Hope you enjoy <3
>>19208341
I have that greentext mate. Here it is: >>19226333 enjoy
>work for a carpentry company that flips houses
>finish a big job
>supposed to get our paychecks
>owner comes out and tells us he'll pay us the next day, but first he wants to tell us something
>tells us he's always wanted to become a woman and that from then on we all have to call him Marge
>next day he doesn't pay us
>find out he stole all the money and ran off to indonesia to get a sex change
>korean co-worker uses his korean mafia connections to track down boss
>they find him working at a night club, dressing like a woman and blowing tourists
>beat him to death with a tire iron
>never got paid that last paycheck
>>19207468
YO FUCK THAT
One of my favourites.
>>19212572
Read the file name and thought it said fleshlight
>>19207468
>that recent post date
Glad to know that /x/ still has some gems like these
>>19208533
i dont really understand what happenened
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>>19214038
gets me every time
>>19214038
holy shit
>>19224097
that was scary holy shit
>be young me watching cartoons
>mom is showering
>hear knock at side door
>don't think it's that weird because stupid kid
>it's a woman with almost wig like red hair
>her skin seems like it doesn't quite fit or something like her wrinkles are out of place
>hi
>hi there can I speak to your mom?
>she's in the shower I'll go get her
>close door and go to get mom
>hey mom some lady is here for you at the side door
>tell her I can't come talk to her because I'm showering anon
>go back to side door and open it
>the woman is gone without a trace
>>19221196
I found a link where I think they mention the channel
https://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/12809026/
>>19208533
If anyone's curious, I found the guys youtube... im seriously fucking spooked rn
https://www.youtube.com/user/TwoSpookyFourMe/feed
>>19232391
Seems ARG-y to me.
>>19214038
This shit isn't funny.