Have you ever managed to magnetise a fruit? What do you do,

>>19206143
*teleprots behidn u* heh heh...not this time, magneto... *unsheahts ademanteum claws*

>>19206143
I've seen a lot of retarded things from this place but they at least had stories. What in the absolute fuck do you mean by magnetizing fruit? I can hear my physics degree ripping to shreds as I read your post.

>>19206156
>x
other people who did it will know what i'm talking about

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>>19206161
>I'm not going to explain my absurd and vague claims because the other snowflakes that want to seem deep and mystical will agree with me anyway to not admit they're gullible liers.

>>19206184
ok then

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>>19206191
You're sit is so obscure not even google will touch it. Searching this shit only leats to the effects on germination of seeds in the presence of a magnetic field and I know for sure this board and you are too retarded for that. So tell me, what flavor of stupid is this magnetic fruit nonsense?

>>19206149
You're the worst tripfag on this board. Go to /trash/ with the furries.

>>19206143
Since OP is apparently too stupid to contribute properly, maybe I can help. By magnetizing a fruit, do you mean you've temporarily linked your will to a fruit so it spins to stay consistently oriented relative to your hand?

That was a wild guess, but c'mon, give us more. Don't let the trolls dissuade you from speaking openly. They can't actually touch you.

My google-fu is better than the other guy's, and I came up with some claims by mediums to be able to mummify fruits by "magnetizing' them.
Is that what you meant? Because if so, I doubt you're being skeptical enough. You aren't the revolution in food preservation people long for, haha.

>>19206498
*sniffs air* heh heh...i'd smell that stink from a mile away, creed...*snikts middle ademantyum flip-u-off claw* hnnnnngh... *smokes cigorett while raises ki*

>>19206149
>>19206975
>>19206143
I for one now believe in OP's ability to magnetize fruits.

ahem, never heard of this method. can you elaborate please OP?

>>19207000
that actually made me think for some reason op might not be a faggot also

what do you mean by magnetizing a fruit? You want to attract a homosexual?

>>19206975

Oh, I get it. You're one of the lonely ones, hoping for someone, anyone to pay attention to you.

Huh. I wonder if that's a commentary on Wolverine's character, too. Nerd.

>>19206161
Yeah all three of them, maybe give the rest of us an explanation huh?

>>19206184
Liars

>>19206975
Cigarette (as in small Cigar)

I'VE GOT MAH STRAWBERRIES STICKIN ALL OVER MUH FRIDGE OP

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>>19206143
I shoved a banana up my ass one time if that means anything

>>19210268
Yes, it actually does, you're a warlock now, gz

>>19206242
No idea about any goddamn magnetic fruit, but if you have not heard of Mr. Mesmer, you are urged to take a peekski. Then come back and report.

>>19210268
EXCUUUUSE ME
this is a sfw board i won't have that nonesense in here. delete your comment right away

>>19206184
killed me.....who is the gaylord on the pic?

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>>19206184
what do you know, he knows "real Physics....

>>19206242
this picture should be burned out of the internet....this is not suitable for any human..
HO
LY
SHIT!

>>19209311
elaborate

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>>19206143
>Have you ever managed to magnetise a fruit?

No but I have managed to activate the almonds.

>>19211061
Magnetize is another word for attract, fruit is another word for a homosexual m8