If you hear a fidget spinner behind your back, don't turn

Oh shit it's the peanut eyes fidget spinner gho

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WARNING - if you see a bean bag chair in the next two days do NOT sit on it. After reading this you have now been cursed and if you sit on it Dave will come for you. Share this with 10 other people and you'll be ok. If you own a bean bag chair it's too late for you, you're already Dave's. God Bless.

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Once you have started reading this there is no going back. In 1945, Kanye West was raped and murdered. His body wasn't found until 1947. Since you have read this, there is a 10% chance that his ghost will show up at your front door tonight. Make sure you lock and barricade your door. If you hear Father Stretch My Hands Pt. 1 outside your house tonight, pray that he doesn't break in. That's what he wants you to do. If you own any Kanye albums on any format, it's already too late for you. The only way to protect yourself is to forward this message to 50 people in 8:08 minutes. Little Jay didn't think this was real and left his door unlocked. Then at 4:44 AM, he heard Big Brother outside of his house. He was dead before dawn. 9 year old Kim only forwarded this to 49 people. At 2:07 AM, she heard Bound 2 outside of her house. She suffered a long and agonizing death at the hands of Kanye. You have been warned.