How many of these are just memes/jokes? How many are real?(include

>>19200240
Can confirm that bhutan has some real shady shit going on.

>>19200919
like what

>>19200240
>No Discord Code
KYS

I vaguely remember people making a big deal out of a time cube a long while ago.

Cicada was confirmed to be a government recruitment program of sorts. A sort of "let's get brainy individuals work for us so they can't eventually work against us" thing.

I kind of remember some basilisk thing associated with 2012 but s'bout it.

>>19200240
Human history is fake af.

Watch 10k bc it's some good fiction trust me goy

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Can i get a quick rundown on Cicada 3301.

All real.

>Pancreas denial
Not of the existence of the pancreas, of the role the pancreas has to play in the body. Basically that it has more important hormonal functions than many realize

>Sun denial
It's a hologram to perpetuate the globe earth myth

>Cicada 3301
Not a government group, private libertarian-types interested in using technology to challenge gov't power. This is well-documented, actually

>Mandela Effect
We've entered an alternate timeline, likely due to the LHC

>Human history faked
This could be anything

>Hydrophobia
People born with an inability to digest water or an allergy to water

>Time Cube
EACH DAY IS 4 DAYS THE 4 SIDES OF THE CUBE

>Klestosapharot
Ancient occult group who first discovered influence of extraterrestrials on the course of human evolution and civilization and encoded this realization into their practices and rituals. Had powers akin to magic or alchemy as a result. Highly suppressed by global governments.

>>19201336
>Solpsism
The self is all that exists, and all that one encounters is just another incarnation of the self. Faith-based.

>2006 Volleyball incident
Mass shooting occurred at a volleyball game in Nebraska of which there is no record. Body count was around 20. Occurred in pre-LHC timeline, further evidence of the havoc it's wreaking on the multiverse.

>Bhutanese shadow market
Playing the elevator game in Bhutan - works best in their largest cities, Thimphu or Phuntsholing - can allow one to access the Shadow Market, where souls, talismans, and spellbooks, among other things, can be bought and sold.

>Portoia, protodites
Complete nonsense & not real

>Roko's basilisk
Immaculate superintelligent AI that in the future seizes control of the LHC and uses this to gain access to all possible timelines. Human resistance is also permeating across timelines and universes and is attempting to destroy the Basilisk by preventing it from ever coming into existence in past timelines, preventing it from achieving sentience in the future.

>>19201347
Last one

>Sherpas of Khandbari
Only ones to know physical locations of Shangri-La and Eden. An exclusive group accessible to only a few select families and those who show total dedication to protecting these holy places. They exist among the people of Himalaya and Arabia, invisible in plain sight except to those who know what to look for.

>8th Continent
Either Atlantis in the Pacific Ocean or Lemuria below Antarctica, depending on who you ask.

BONUS:
>Giant trees
Many mountains are stumps from giant trees leftover from the time of the Nephilim, when 35+ ft tall human giants roamed the earth

>>19201355
1) define LHC because what I'm pulling up on google doesn't seem to match context

2) if 35+ ft tall human giants roamed the earth, how would there be any space for them? I mean shit there's hardly enough for the 5'6" tiny men roaming around present day.

>>19201372
1) Large Hadron Collider senpai

2) Space has never been the problem for humanity, resources is. There's plenty of space for everyone now with 7+ billion people. There were never more than a few tribes of giants per continent (by modern standards), humans far outnumbered them even at their peak.

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>>19201355
good work my son. take the rest of the day off, you've earned it

>>19201336
Hydrophobia is rabies, nigganon

probably retarded, but i thought hydrophobia was the fear of water, not the inability to ingest it.
then again, i'm looking at dictionary.com for this shit.

>>19201372
There also weren't billions of people back then either.

>>19200240
escapism

>>19201336
>4 sides of the cube
>4 sides

Read a book you walking fetus.

>>19201515
that's literally what the theory claims tho

>>19201515
4 sides cause you are not counting top and bottom

>2006 Volleyball Incident
Enlighten me.

>>19201578
see >>19201347

>>19201336
>We entered a different timeline

When did that happen, what year and date??

>>19200240
Calling all sages

The only ones that are even worth commenting on are human history (it's so fake that every historian entering the field chooses between delusion and revisionism) and Cicada (a project meant to waste the time of smart people who might otherwise expose the pedocracy).

>>19201598
And mandela effect

>>19201585
do you browse /mu/?

>>19201598
dumbass sage only works when you put it in the name field

how long have you been on 4chan anyway

>>19201946
Check out what I didn't just do to this thread.

>>19201946
Silly rabbit!

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>>19201555
>tfw you represent what something actually say's and people tell you to go read.

pic somewhat related.

>>19201336
>People born with an inability to digest water or an allergy to water
>>19201414
I'm led to believe this has something to do with Vampirism.

>human history faked

For a fact Hitler was right. He tried to get rid of the masons and jews and got a whole country behind him. Sadly he lost, communism and marxist socialism/cultural marxism took over europe/the west.

He tried to prevent the luciferian zionist new world order, lost the battle and now history is written as if he was was a satanic agent, a madman, which is all far from true.

Jfk tried to unmask the secret societies as well and paid the price.

>>19204864
Hitler was a rothschild, he was the paid opposition, he was also not killed at the end and went to the south americas.

>>19204998
Highly unlikely, he killed himself in berlin.

>>19204998
https://youtu.be/gVekwQ2i04g

Debunking your bullshit. Hitler was against zionism, against the banking cabal, against rothschilds and the banking dynasties.

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>human history faked

This. Fake ruins all over the place. Ancient Greece, Rome, and Egypt are all fraudulent. We were more advanced in the distant past, then some disaster happened. Around the time of the Renaissance onwards, Masons started faking ruins to sell us a fictitious history. We live in a stage reality, while they exploit us from the occult backstage. The ruling class are probably not really human, just appear so. I'm going for advanced androids, over the usual demon or alien choices.

>>19205009
>>19205019
Okay.

>>19201252
nerdy arg made by IMB to hire people nerdy enough to solve it

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>>19204864
>He tried to prevent the luciferian zionist new world order,
my child he did everything to create one.

Hitler was a zionist, his actions directly led to the creation to the state of Israel, the Jewish boycott against Germany was over the Haavara agreement. in order to understand the controversy if Israel you need to understand Jewish law. their law dictates without the messiah (who is christ) the jewish people can not have a state, they rejected christ, so they are not allowed to have a jewish state. Judeas War against Germany was over the Haavara agreement, as Judea was anti-zionist. infact they still have riots in parliment about whether or not the state is legal.

Nazi comes from a slang term meaning an alliance between national socialism, and zionism

Hitler allied with Muslims, the Catholic Church invented Islam, and Israel uses ISIS, another sect of Islam. the patterns are all there, the Catholic Church in itself is a luciferian counterfeit of Christianity.

without the propaganda of the holohaox regardless of whether or not it happened (at this point i think it both did, and didn't happen) the jewish community would have never accepted the state of Israel, they are still sharply divided over whether its spiritually legal or not, the holohoax was needed in order to foce judea into accepting the Israeli state.

>>19205019
>Hitler was against zionism
>what is the haavara agreement

>>19204998
this guy gets it, he wasn't paid though. the best way to control the opposition is to lead it ourselves (lenin) to build on this the best way to control a conflict is to control all sides yourself. he probably did escape to argentina, the body they have is fraudulent.

>>19205118
that is a great rundown mate.
too bad no one will listen.

you see the thing is, a violent, loose mountain of right wing fascists will always serve any government close by.
so by constantly and consistently injecting these poisonous ideals among the masses, they have a guaranteed limitless supply of mindless drones, shills and footsoldiers.
all ready to strike and subvert targets with the very mention of opposition.

>>19201372
There's actually plenty of room on earth for all these people. You could fit the entire human poplulation in the state of Texas and it would be no more dense than it is in New York City.

>>19201336
>Mandela Effect
>We entered an alternate timeline
Quite the opposite familia, alternate timelines
are colliding into ours. Through fuckery by people in alt-timelines trying to develop interdimensional/time travel, have in essence destroyed their timeline which results in the damaged timeline folding back into "our" timeline creating inconsistencies. This has been happening since the big bang but hasn't been noticed until recently. Also since we are currently able to perceive we can take this to mean that this timeline is either isolated or the ground-zero of timelines.

>>19205118
I'm not paid for anything.

i am as some put it, seeing past the illusion and moving on

Thank you for setting the record straight

Where's the full image OP? The one that has 8 sides? Want to read into em all

>>19205184
i didn't say you were a paid shill, I'm stating hitler wasn't paid opposition, he was spiritually controlled.

>>19205157
thanks anon, sometimes /pol/ entertains my madness. I'm also under the impression that Stalin and Hitler were ultimately working together to kill as many young men as possible.

>>19200941
>discord

It's Despair Code you tater muffin

>>19205225
A little funfact for you.
I mixed the creators with the code.
>Despair Code+Discordian Society

>>19205118
>>19205118

The haavara agreement was an agreement to deport as many jews out of germany to israel which had been created by the british through the balfour declaration. The balfour declaration (1917) was the crown of england giving palestine which was territory of UK to zionist jews of USA. Rothschilds, Morgans and cohorts. Because uk would lose the war so usa had to join to help the (((allies))).

The holocaust happened but the numbers are not correct, 250.000 communists and enemies of the state died in the camps due to typhoid and starvation because the allies bombed the aid-routes to the camps. No one was gassed. Zyklon b was used as an anti lice product to remove the sickness of the clothes.

You can believe in lies if you want but its not because our modern (((leaders))) since after ww2 are corrupt and puppets for masons and jews that Hitler was one as well.

Dont base your knowledge on "from 911 to jfk, everythings a rich mans trick"

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>>19205307
>You can believe in lies if you want but its not because our modern (((leaders))) since after ww2 are corrupt and puppets for masons and jews that Hitler was one as well.

child I'm a flat earther, everything has been a hoax for the past 500-1400 years, you have no idea how deep the web of lies is. rephrase anyway, its hard to tell exactly what you're saying

the holocaust did happen, it was called the Holodomor, and it happened in the baltic states, not nazi germany.

>Dont base your knowledge on "from 911 to jfk, everythings a rich mans trick"
> in order to understand the controversy if Israel you need to understand Jewish law.
man, I'm like, 100% sure that I didn't

> No one was gassed. Zyklon b was used as an anti lice product to remove the sickness of the clothes.
>without the propaganda of the holohaox regardless of whether or not it happene
MAN, ITS LIKE I ALREADY FUCKING KNEW THIS OR SOMETHING. HMMMM

>The haavara agreement was an agreement to deport as many jews out of germany to israel which had been created by the british through the balfour declaration.
>britian gave Israel to the zionists, Germany sought to move their jews to Israel
MAN, IT'S LIKE I ALREADY FUCKING KNEW THIS TOO OR SOMETHING.
MAN, ITS LIKE I'M >>>IMPLYING<<< THEY ARE ALL WORKING TOGETHER OR SOMETHING, AND HAVE BEEN FOR HUNDREDS OF YEARS
it was something designed to boost the Zionist movement, Jews fundamentally protested, and rejected the idea of a Jewish state since the zionist movement started in in the 1800s under Moses Hess, there was a targeted extermination of Jews that were anti zionist, it did not involve gas chambers, the most cost effective way was to starve them out, which they did. immigration was to the jewish state was incredibly low due to their law, the holocaust was something that forced the jewish community into accepting the state. most of these jews that rejected the idea of Israel without the messiah were in the baltic states.

>>19205336
>believing the holodomor but not the holocaust

kys nazi dipshit

>>19205336

>flat earther
Ohhhh okay, have a good day buddy

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>>19205366
look over the flat earth threads that get posted here, and occasionally on /pol/ you're going to feel real stupid when you figure out the earth is stationary, and that space is a hoax

>>19205361
I couldn't even if I tried, we're all immortal souls dipshit.

>>19205118
>the Catholic Church invented Islam
You again, drooling retard?

>>19201336
>hydrophobia
Yes its real. Just someone with an allergy to water. Like a peanut allergy

>>19201347
>Complete nonsense & not real

sums up most of the fucking garbage on this board

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>>19205371
I can't hear you over the pope drooling the quran

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>>19200240

MFW Timecube

https://youtu.be/OG6ynVDQW8E

>>19201515
TOPS AND BOTTOMS AINT SIDES, YOU'RE STUPID AND EVIL

>>19205237
We were specifically told not to talk about the despair code. Alex Jones lost his fucking kids.

>>19206810
He messed with the wrong part of thr DC.

>>19206013
very rare though

>>19205118
>Nazi comes from a slang term meaning an alliance between national socialism, and zionism
actaully it comes from Natzionalsochialpartei

I will answer what I know, in order they appear.

>pancreas denial is the idea that the pancres is not real
>solpsism is a philosophical idea that nothing exists outside one's mind, meaning nothing is truly real, and only something of our mind
>in 2006, there was a shooting in South or North Dakota, but no one remembers that
>c'mon, just google Cicada 3301 and you can learn it all
>same for Mandela Effect, both of them have easy to find articles about
>i think there is something about Portoia in this YouTube playlist: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLZA308f2dJIquXIdtZFlmw_357gA6R1wo
>in short terms, it means that the history of mankind is fabricated by a small group of peoples
>hydrophobia is a rare skin condition that makes you have a irritation when contacting water
>here is a link for Roko's Basilisk: http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Roko's_basilisk tl;dr: a superintelligence will punish or harm those that try to stop it being created in the future by changing the past
>the time cube was website created by some neckbeard back in the late 90s, claming everything was false, he posted a lot of crap in the years and the site is still saved in some online servers
>sherpas are some weird mountain people in the Hymalya that attacked climbers in the Everest for some shaddy reason, most likely disrespect
>Cult of Klestosapharot was an anciet cult of edgy boys from 1700 that hanged around their place called Tomb of Mystery and Annihilation, and that's basically it
>fairly simple, Atlantis was a continent that sunk under the sea, existing in the atlantic ocean. Some believe that mankind came from there, and when it sunk, they went to America, Africa and Europe.

That's what I know, which is not much.

>>19205175
Ssshhhh goy. This is true but it doesn't need to be repeated.

Roko's Basilisk is for edgy nihilists who want to feel bad all the time about everything and feel superior because of it.

I know that cicada 3301 was a real way to find super inteligent people to work for the government