Ive wanted to unleash Satan upon this realm so he could bring

>>19170512
too late, already here.

Stop role-playing, besides this already happens when you die if you believe in abrahamic religions and, Demons are not physical beings they exist without form.

>>19170512
He's already here.

That'd be great if you didn't

Dont do that. Just live your life. Things are good here, dont be bitter.

>>19170512
This "realm" could be a lot worse. We're fine.

>>19172205
OP is objectively guilty of at least one of the Deadlies, if not more.

>>19170512
he's already from 80 years or so, this is the year he will be bring back to hell.
source: emmerich.

Protip 1: Get less edgy
Protip 2: Grow older than 13
Protip 3: Uninstall Internet pls

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>>19170512
>that picture
what the hell (heh) I want to go to Hell now.

>>19170512
>Ive wanted to unleash Satan upon this realm so he could bring all non-believers down to hell where they will rot for eternity. If anyone has any tips, it would aid me greatly.

Yeah, next time you light the incense, make sure the room is well ventilated.

Satan, the dude who detests God with all his being is actually helping him by torturing people for eternity which is exactly what God wants for those who do not believe in him. If Satan actually hated God so much he would spite him by throwing such lit parties the people in heaven would rather go to hell and in turn make God look bad.

>>19170512
>any tips
get enlightened

if you kill all the non beleivers you will ruin his fun

not knowing jack-shit must be bliss

>>19174128
Well you've been memed all along hell is actually the place of ultimate freedom where you can do whatever you want. In heaven they inject you with drugs to keep people submissive and to delude them into thinking it's a paradise

OP, if you want people to suffer in eternal pain and hellfire for not believing in your one of the hundreds of thousands of Gods, you should kill yourself.

Seriously.

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>>19170512
Satanists continually prove themselves to be fucking idiots

Enjoy your self-inflicted suffering you edgy autist

Convert to Judaism.

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>>19174128
>he fell for the hell meme

Jesus said the kingdom of heaven is within. It's opposite would be the same. Hell is a philosophy.

Cheers OP, most religions are separated from God. You have your wish.

>>19174128
>>19174380
Hell is a Pagan Goddess, you bluepilled motherfuckers

>>19170512
How about growing up and realizing that Satan doesn't exist you deluded moron

Now go outside and enjoy the summer holidays instead of pretending to be cool and edgy over 4chan

You are speaking of unleashing the abomination of desolation that Jesus spoke of.

The sure fire way of success would be to form a global government, begin persectuing Christians and then destroy all written records of Christ.

After there is no trace of Jesus Christ, he would return from the grave with a fiery vengeance.

>>19174637
I believe that's Hel and where she lives is also Hel. So, yeah that's fine.

>>19175169
Even Revelations doesn't say that. Especially since for there to be Christians living through said persecution by the antichrist there has to be some trace of Jesus and his teachings.

>>19170512

Why don't you go eat shit instead like your god commands in Ezequiel?