Have you ever killed large game using nothing but your psychic

As funny as it sounds - Yes. I was in Borneo 15 years ago during what they call the "Mansang Haolee". It's a cyclical festival that happens every 33 years in the town of Kang Meen, near the Southern tip of the country. Supposedly, this is a time where psychic abilities are amplified to such an extent that chaos could erupt at any time via mass psychic awakening. The festival is meant to suppress and control the psychic abilities of the populace thus allowing the cycle to continue.

Anyway, I was participating in the traditional game of "Camel Slap" with an old Borean man covered in lumps. One man stands underneath the camel and attempts to line his left eye up with the hanging tip of the camel's penis, while the other man stands next to the camel and tries to decide if the 'lying man's' eye is lined up with the tip. If he decides it is, he wins the game. I was the lying man, to my chagrin, and just as the standing man was about to pronounce my eye's tandem with the camel's penis, a white hot jet of camel urine began to torrent into my face. It was electrifying - I had never been so aroused, disgusted and triumphant at the same time. Instantly, however, I felt a sharp pressure in my forehead and suddenly the camel fell dead atop me, crushing my legs. I am now in a wheelchair from this incident and have not walked since.

>>19135102
>One man stands underneath the camel
>stands
>the 'lying man's' eye is lined up with the tip
>I was the lying man
lying? more like larping, faggot

>>19135102
>Prof. /x/
Topkek anon.

>>19135119
I've had a few whiskeys by this point. What can I say?

>>19135102

8/10 for amusement, 10/10 for creativity