Lately I've been waking up with a sore ass. This may not

>>19127343
>I live alone with my dad and we always have a drink before I go to bed.
>When I told him my theory about it being a demon or ghost he seemed relieved

Your dad is fucking your boipucci when you're passed out every night.

>>19127343
hahahahhahahahah OP you genius!

>>19127343
Go to the mirror spin three times and grab some salt and sprinkle it on your underwear and say kamehameha and then sue your dad

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>>19127343
Drink one night then pretend to get really drunk and get carried to bed and see what happens.

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>>19127343
This is a cute LARP, but you wanna take this story over to /hm/ where they have multiple threads relating to this..

>>19127343
Fucking JEJ

>>19127352
>tfw no daddy to fuck ur boipucci while you pretended to pass out trying not to react while he jam it in

Wanna trade? I'm im desperate need of getting my ass pounded.

Send your demon to me nigga I need me an ass pounding.

>>19127343

I know this board is pure trash but this is the kind of shitposting I can accept

>>19127343
One thing is for sure, even though this isn't real OP is still a faggot.

Saged.

>>19127343
How could you possibly complain assuming he looks like that pic?

>>19133105
sage, and black stones near your hiney, whether under the bed or actually sewn into your clothing

Sow your arse hole shut

>>19127343
Bubbah he buttblaster rapes you in your sleep.

Or OP is actually A fag.

End of thread.

>>19127343

9/10, enjoyed realization of joke